# Is a bent Penis normal?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 25, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885 "2002-10-25T20:13:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author: ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/21 "2002-10-27T16:31:02Z")

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Will someone else please post to this thread so my name doesn’t show up as the last responder?

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### Author: ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/22 "2002-10-27T17:17:38Z")

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No problem.

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### Author: ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/23 "2002-10-27T17:56:31Z")

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Extremely crooked penises might run into to trouble with overly zealous straight vaginas who refuse to lube.

Other than that, it’s all good.

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### Author: ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/24 "2002-10-27T22:49:40Z")

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Heh. With threads like this, who needs the birds&the bee’s talk?

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/25 "2002-10-28T17:08:05Z")

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It certainly wood be normal if it was travelling through a Black Hole.

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/26 "2002-10-28T17:49:25Z")

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Mild TMI warning for the excessivly squeamish:

If it don’t hurt, don’t fix it. If it starts to hurt, see a doctor _immediately_. It’ll hurt worse if you don’t get treatment (ultrasound on the side it’s bending towards softens up the scar tissue so it stretches on that side and straightens out).

Oh, and **lieu** : heh heh. “wood.” heh heh.

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### Author: ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/27 "2002-10-28T20:01:53Z")

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I saw a porn flick once with a guy who had a serious (like 90 degrees) bend and he had some serious issues keeping it where it was supposed to go. That has got to be annoying ☹

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/28 "2002-10-28T20:33:19Z")

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Is this what “Get bent” is in reference to?

If the guy next to me starts peeing in my urinal, I’m probably going to have some issues.

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### Author: ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/29 "2002-10-28T20:43:40Z")

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And dangerous.

“You’re gonna poke my eye out with that thing!”

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### Author: ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/30 "2002-10-28T21:36:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Is a bent Penis normal?  
> Near my 200th post! I just had to ask!

You could try typing with your _ **fingers** _ instead; I understand that helps alleviate the condition. 😉

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/31 "2002-10-28T22:10:41Z")

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Better listen to him Montezuma, he’s an expert on Poly **carp** al Tunnel Syndrome.

🙂

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/32 "2002-10-28T22:10:41Z")

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Better listen to him Montezuma, he’s an expert on Poly **carp** al Tunnel Syndrome. 🙂

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