# Is anal bleaching for you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 16, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387 "2007-09-16T14:12:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/121 "2007-09-23T01:13:43Z")
So does this mean that a prolapsed rectum will be called a “white sock?” ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/122 "2007-09-23T01:25:28Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] So does this mean that a prolapsed rectum will be called a “white sock?” [/QUOTE] **Looks through binocs**"I _say_, Simpkins! I do believe the Huns are surrendering! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/123 "2007-09-23T08:48:40Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Bronze Medal…San Marino with a splatter distance of 62.5 meters with 3 splash marks Silver Medal…Liechenstein with a splatter distance of 62.9 meters with 1 splash mark Gold Medal and new Olympic Champion and record holder…The Vatican with a splatter distance of 75.7 meters and a clear passage [/QUOTE] And the bleachers are going wild! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/124 "2007-09-23T09:07:24Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] I do believe the Huns are surrendering! [/QUOTE] That’s just the tan in the moon, sir. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/125 "2007-09-23T14:28:23Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] So does this mean that a prolapsed rectum will be called a “white sock?” [/QUOTE] Isn’t that a baseball team? ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/126 "2007-09-23T18:59:52Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Isn’t that a baseball team? [/QUOTE] Yes. Apparently now a very aptly named one too… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/127 "2007-09-24T00:51:27Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Isn’t that a baseball team? [/QUOTE] Uh, yeah. That was my whole point. (And then they can play the “red socks”.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/128 "2007-09-24T03:52:33Z")
> [@](#): > > So can I see Uranus with the naked eye or do I need some special equipment? No special equipment but you should probably buy him a couple of drinks first. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/129 "2007-09-24T13:18:40Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] No special equipment but you should probably buy him a couple of drinks first. [/QUOTE] After the bleaching there won’t be rings around Uranus any more. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387/130 "2007-09-24T14:06:53Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] (And then they can play the “red socks”.) [/QUOTE] Ew. I’d rather they play the red wings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anal-bleaching-for-you/419387.md?page=6)