# Is anybody on this board straight? Show of hands! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249 "2000-07-01T05:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/41 "2000-07-01T18:42:57Z")
I’m about as kinky and perverted as they come, but only with willing females. So I guess I go on the straight list. \ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/42 "2000-07-01T19:08:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m straighter than the Straight Dope. Just because I haven’t had any luck with girls hasn’t bent my sexuality any. > > Girls!! Straight guy here! Come and get me! (Please?) > \*\* I’ll take ya, hun. BTW, straight and not interested in women for now. Probably not ever. ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/43 "2000-07-01T19:34:27Z")
I am. ---
**Author:** ![Nilvedman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@Nilvedman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nilvedman)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/44 "2000-07-01T20:02:12Z")
Yeah, I’m straight. As I once said regarding Jean Claude van Damme during a viewing of “Bloodsport”… “Yeah, I guess he’s good-looking. Not enough for me to give up heterosexuality, but good-looking nonetheless.” That said, I haven’t had many chances to prove it… ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/45 "2000-07-01T20:13:52Z")
If I admit that I am straight, do I have to give up my membership in the Busty Redhead’s club? How can you be busty and straight at the same time? I’m SOOOOOOO confused! Well, anyway, my hand is up and my bustyness still hasn’t gone anywhere. So, I guess I am a straight but curvy kinda girl. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/46 "2000-07-01T20:32:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I enjoy male penises in my mouth, and wherever else 🙂 > Just checking in! > \*\* Hmmm…I think I see a sig line for you zuma. And are you checking in as gay or straight? 🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![single\_files](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@single\_files](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/single_files)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/47 "2000-07-01T20:40:19Z")
I’m straight, and if only the right guy would come by, I could prove it. In the meantime, I wonder if I have any beer in the fridge. ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/48 "2000-07-01T20:44:41Z")
:::::: scratching head thoughtfully,:::::::: I haven’t HAD sex for over five years now, I \*\* think \*\* that would just make me \* almost a virgin again, EVEN with being the mom of two kids! \* Yeah, I guess that would be straight, as if it matters… I think I’ll go clean something! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/49 "2000-07-01T20:49:13Z")
Bline\_12 said: “Well… sure… A beer, but what about A LOT of beers!!!” I do not drink beer because: 1. I am a minor. 2. I do not like the taste. 3. If I were in a position to drink beer, I would have taken a magic pill to make me not a nervous wreck, which would make drinking a BAD THING. This was a reference to those ads featuring the guy who’s obsessing over beer and ignoring the physically attractive woman in front of him. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/50 "2000-07-01T21:31:04Z")
Member of the “Straight but Curvy” club over here. _looking down_ VERY curvy. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/51 "2000-07-01T21:34:36Z")
I’m straight. Not that it matters, but I am a straight male. In case anyone was wondering. … ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/52 "2000-07-01T21:39:03Z")
Well, I’m a breeder boy, married to a fine breeder girl. But I’ve got lots of non-breeder pals, I myself have tongue-kissed a guy (just for kicks), and just last night, my wife and I hung out with a bunch of queen friends at a local gay establishment until they kicked us out at closing time. (Thumpers, for any Seattle folks who care.) What does this mean? I look at it this way: Yes, I’m quite solidly het, enough so I’m not threatened by alternatives. I’m comfortable with my sexuality to the degree that I can goof around at the edges without worrying that I’ll slip across the boundary by mistake or be “converted” or something equally moronic. In re-reading this, it sounds uncomfortably like I’m tooting my horn of open-mindedness, which most assuredly isn’t the intention; I’m just telling it like it is. But just in case, I’ll call that good enough. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/53 "2000-07-01T22:54:30Z")
Very straight, here. And if **zuma** is in fact female, I want to be the first to propose marriage or any other similar arrangement. Jim ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/54 "2000-07-01T23:11:39Z")
_shows hands_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/55 "2000-07-02T02:34:02Z")
> [@](#): > > male penises Are there other kinds? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/56 "2000-07-02T02:56:56Z")
I am a flaming heterosexual! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/57 "2000-07-02T03:45:16Z")
At the moment, I am enjoying a milk bottle, a raw egg, and a pound of ground sirloin. And I didn’t even have to buy him/her/it dinner. ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/58 "2000-07-02T04:05:44Z")
Straight here…the thought of anything else, no offense to anyone who likes it, is completely ick to me ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/59 "2000-07-02T04:21:56Z")
I’m straight. Still. Damn. It has been my goal to be bi. Ever since I heard those people say that sexual orientation is a choice. If it is a choice I want to be bi. No, I fail. Still. Sigh. Girls are nice, and I know really pretty ones. Nothing. A guy with bright eyes and a decent mind behind them and I’m melted. So many goals, so little talent. ---
**Author:** ![rockerjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3d9bf3/32.png) [@rockerjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockerjoe)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/60 "2000-07-02T04:22:35Z")
straight is such a…narrow term…i prefer kinky, but not ac/dc…it’s strictly women that i am interested in finding sexualy gray areas with, or mre likly, myself 🙂 joe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249.md?page=4)