# Is anybody on this board straight? Show of hands! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249 "2000-07-01T05:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/81 "2000-07-03T22:12:22Z")
didn’t Paula Jones claim Clinton was a little bent? ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/82 "2000-07-03T22:41:45Z")
Curvy and delicious on the outside - straight on the inside. Not that I haven’t wondered sometimes if it’s possible to be in serious denial, but I see lots of naked women at my gym and … nothing. Hmmm, could the fact that I just adore a manly man in a kilt have some hidden meaning? Let me think about this for a minute… Nope, straight it is. ---
**Author:** ![Retief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Retief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Retief)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/83 "2000-07-04T03:54:21Z")
Straight, straighter, no straightest would describe my sexual orientation. Other info: Married/blond hair/blue eyed/Catholic/Male/59yrs/with 3sons. How do I feel about gays? You do your thing and I’ll do mine. Watching gays is something akin to watching the mating rituals of ducks or pidgeons to me, curious but not attractive. any other questions? ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/84 "2000-07-04T06:07:16Z")
Straight You can ask my wife. ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/85 "2000-07-04T06:27:46Z")
\ Straight! VERY VERY! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/86 "2000-07-04T06:50:17Z")
completely perpendicular to the ground. except when i’m sitting, or laying down. i’m a very single male that is very much interested in single females (humans only please). none of that swinging the other way stuff for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/87 "2000-07-04T08:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > > \*\*I’m straight. > > A little bent, but straight nonetheless. \*\* > > For once, I think I’ll let this stand without comment. 🙂 \*\* “_stand_ without comment”, huh? ---
**Author:** ![spiceweasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@spiceweasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiceweasel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/88 "2000-07-04T20:11:38Z")
I’m straight.(Not that there’s anything wrong with that…) ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/89 "2000-07-04T20:42:04Z")
Straight. Twisted and perverted, even extrordinarily kinky, but straight. What a boring term. ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/90 "2000-07-04T23:50:59Z")
I really, REALLY, like penises. I thought about trying the other when I was in my teens and decided that I could not go down on a girl, I just could not. I love penises though. Did I meantion I like penises? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/91 "2000-07-05T09:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nika \* > \*\*I really, REALLY, like penises. I thought about trying the other when I was in my teens and decided that I could not go down on a girl, I just could not. I love penises though. > > Did I meantion I like penises? \*\* About three times. Have _I_ mentioned that you’re rapidly becoming one of my favorite posters? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/92 "2000-07-05T12:18:07Z")
Straight but not narrow minded. To each his own… and I’m definitely _curvy_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/93 "2000-07-05T12:34:57Z")
Been off the boards all weekend, maintained my sanity, and I’m still straight. So, any girls out there like penises? ---
**Author:** ![BeerDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@BeerDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeerDog)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/94 "2000-07-05T13:36:02Z")
Straight in spirit, Round in stature . . . ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/95 "2000-07-05T14:00:13Z")
I’m straight. HEHEHUGS! Sqrl PS. Don’t read my profile or sigline. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/96 "2000-07-05T14:04:04Z")
PPS. That gay thing I do is just a ruse to get chicks. You know chicks really dig a guy who isn’t all talk and shit. One time, I told this chick that she had all the shapeliness of a porn star and pow we had sex. Then she slapped me and said I made love to her like I was gay. OUCH! Then later, I told this chick I was gay 'cause I wasn’t interested in her and never thought I would see here again. You know what? She put out right then and there on the table at Denny’s it was a packed restaurant. You should have heard the cheers and the applause. When we were done, she asked if I was straight yet. I said no, and then we did it again. 🙂 Chicks put out more with gay men. HUGS! Sqrl hehehehehe You guys should know better by now. ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/97 "2000-07-05T14:06:27Z")
:: putting hand up:: Well, as yet am straight (yes it is a stupid word), but not to say I can’t and won’t be tempted to take a trip to the other side. I appreciate beautiful women as much as the next, but have only REALLY thought about it with one or two. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/98 "2000-07-05T14:10:34Z")
I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/99 "2000-07-05T14:16:50Z")
So Wonko, when are you going to have your sex change operation. I am sure Matt, Esprix, Neurro and I will all chip in to have your wing wang slit open, have all the insides scraped out, dig a whole into your pelvic cavity, turn it inside out, and then sewn back up. Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/100 "2000-07-05T16:30:23Z")
I was set to chime in that I am straight, but after reading Sqrl’s last post, my orientation shouldn’t be an issue for a while. I’ll just be sitting here squirming with my legs crossed for the next week or so… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249.md?page=6)