# Is anybody on this board straight? Show of hands! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249 "2000-07-01T05:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/121 "2000-07-13T02:17:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*:😉: Hey Aud. How YOU doin? (New York Accent) \*\* Why Chris, I _love_ it when guys call me Aud! And you know, it isn’t often that a Hawaii girl like me hears a New York accent like that… _blushes_ Um, wait a minute. Are you a Mets/Yankees fan? If you are, I’m going to have to end this here. I’m so sorry. See, I’m a Braves fan. It just wouldn’t work… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![PRISM02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@PRISM02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRISM02)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/122 "2000-07-13T04:25:10Z")
**STRAIGHT!** I **like** women! In fact, I **love** women! I’m not all that crazy about guys and often wonder what women see in many men. ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/123 "2000-07-13T05:47:11Z")
Just throwing my name in the record. ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Buddy\_Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buddy_Holly)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/124 "2000-07-13T07:00:39Z")
Straight. Every once in a while I do a random “Wait, am I gay?” check. The answer always comes up negative. ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/125 "2000-07-13T13:37:15Z")
**Buddy Holly** Is that check every 3 months or 3000 miles? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/126 "2000-07-13T13:45:07Z")
The accent just sounds sooo smooth. I too am a Braves fan. I’m from the big ATL. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/127 "2000-07-13T13:52:03Z")
I _think_ I’m straight, but my wife keeps trying to out me. I have this strange feeling I’m disappointing her, somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/128 "2000-07-14T09:18:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*The accent just sounds sooo smooth. I too am a Braves fan. I’m from the big ATL. \*\* Then we can work something out! 😉 The guy I jokingly refer to as my sex slave is going to Atlanta soon. I’m trying to get him to bring me back Javier Lopez. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/129 "2000-07-14T23:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > male penises > > Are there other kinds? \*\* There’s the plastic kind . . . I myself prefer male penises over plastic. And yes, _holds up both hands, shows front and back_, I am _straight_. So straight. Straight as can be. Ridiculously straight. Try as I might, I can’t seem to get excited about women on anything other than the intellectual/theoretical level. Oh, yeah, I’m curvy kind of straight, too. _ahem_ ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/130 "2000-07-19T15:02:40Z")
I am sorry that I offended anyone with the whole male lesbian thing. I did not mean to offend anyone. It was meant as a play on words, and not meant to press anyone’s buttons. Once again I’m sorry. I’m straight. No snappy lines/puns/etc. Oh, and I’m a Goy too. ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249/131 "2000-07-19T15:29:03Z")
Hand up for straight, but I reserve the right to flirt with whomever I want, regardless of gender 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anybody-on-this-board-straight-show-of-hands/24249.md?page=6)