# Is anyone keeping their finger on the pulse of Superbowl CTs?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 12, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445 "2024-02-12T00:09:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/41 "2024-02-13T21:00:00Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> My husband said, “No chance of a wardrobe malfunction tonight!”

But Usher did perform topless!! 🤪

> **[Taylor Swift’s screen time for Super Bowl has been revealed after furious...](https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/celebrity-news/taylor-swift-screen-time-super-bowl-610996-20240213)**
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> Did you think Taylor Swift had too much screen time at the Super Bowl? Turns out your complaint may have been misplaced.

_Taylor Swift’s screen time for Super Bowl has been revealed after furious viewers made same complaint_

_Her actual screen time was nothing like what critics were saying._

Less than a minute.

> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Taylor DIDN’T parachute into the stadium with an army of drag queens doing an arial ballet praising Joe Biden,

Best. Halftime. Show. Ever.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/42 "2024-02-13T21:02:47Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> the (entirely CT-free) Apollo 11 landing

Irony?

> **[Moon landing conspiracy theories](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories)**
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> Moon landing conspiracy theories claim that some or all elements of the Apollo program and the associated Moon landings were hoaxes staged by NASA, possibly with the aid of other organizations. The most notable claim of these conspiracy theories is that the six crewed landings (1969–1972) were faked and that twelve Apollo astronauts did not actually land on the Moon. Various groups and individuals have made claims since the mid-1970s that NASA and others knowingly misled the public into belie...

Or was that whooshing noise not a Patrick Mahomes pass going by overhead?

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/43 "2024-02-13T21:02:47Z")

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They should put me on the Super Bowl Super Woke Halftime Show planning committee.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/44 "2024-02-13T21:04:07Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> They should put me on the Super Bowl Super Woke Halftime Show planning committee

I’d watch it. Better than Usher, etc. (not that I think his show was bad, mind you).

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/45 "2024-02-13T21:24:24Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> Irony?

Sarcasm. It’s hard to fit a /s into a parenthetical.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/46 "2024-02-13T23:08:13Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> I don’t think the NFL rigged it, but I can certainly understand why some fans would think it’s too neat and suspicious. Mere months after one of America’s most popular pop stars begins dating a Chiefs player, the Chiefs advance to the Super Bowl and win it

The NFL was prepared. If the Chiefs hadn’t won the AFC West, Ariana Grande was going to hook up with Lamar Jackson and Billie Eilish start dating Jordan Love.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-keeping-their-finger-on-the-pulse-of-superbowl-cts/997445/47 "2024-02-13T23:19:41Z")

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Come now. Lamarr has better taste than that!

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