Actually, it went something like this:
Jobs: “Hey, neat. Can I have this?”
Xerox: “That useless crap? Sure take it.”
BTW, Jobs is low on my list of people earmarked for sainthood, just slightly higher than Gates.
As to the original question:
No. I have to believe that Satan would not be that incompetant. He would deliver products on time, they would work flawlessly, and people would never utter the phrase “Oh my God!” while using them.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t be surprised if ultimately Bill has to address himself as “The Gates of Hell”…
Just kidding, I’m sure he’s really a nice guy.
Hmmm… now which part was I just kidding about? I forgot…