Is Britannia ruled today by nearly non-stop crime? (Says Theo. Dalrymple)

This is wrong. It’s wealth inequality that causes crimes of “greed” - and the most inequal societies are nominally socialist.

Those greedy nork bastards, stealing rice to live on!

Darymple has been playing this song for ages. He used to have a column to do it in the Spectator. At one time he used to be a prison doctor.

Odd, don’t remember the name.

My favourite Spectator regular is the guy who does Low Life… remember his name?

The pimp-hand is strong in America.

I live in Australia and am in a pretty safe area, in any country we have issues but to say that Australia is full of crime across the board is crap.

England sent all her crims to us and we have now rehabilitated them.

Erm…No! There was less theft related crimes in the 1920’s than there are in 2010 because there was a lot less to steal and deprive others of. Seems blatantly obvious to me.

If you think non-capitalist, non-consumerist countries have lower levels of theft you’re invited to visit Cuba. Not only is everyone stealing from the government all the time, everyone steals from everyone else.

We have more if you’re short of something to do.