# Is Britney a female flasher **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 30, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350 "2006-11-30T17:48:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/1 "2006-11-30T17:48:19Z")
I’m starting to wonder if Britney Spears is the female version of a flasher. This is different to a streaker who shows their entire body, not necessarily for sexual fettish reasons. But like the steriotypical dirty old man in a raincoat that shows his penis to startle others for his own self gratification. Is there a real mental ‘illness’ behind such people’s action, and is Britney suffering from the same ‘illness’? I’m reminded of the ROcky Horror Picture show where the comments track suggests that Little Nell was a female flasher, and that the exposures that got into the film were all intentional on her part. So do female flashers really exist. And is it a real paraphillia like male flashing. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/2 "2006-11-30T17:55:34Z")
Nah, I reckon the stupid bint just wants press coverage. Either that or she’s just losing the run of herself\* while out on the piss with Paris and Lynsey. I’d go with the press coverage meself. \*Being to drunk for her own good. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/3 "2006-11-30T18:03:58Z")
I think I’d make sure my twat didn’t look like roast beef before I went around giving crotch shots, but maybe that’s just me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/4 "2006-11-30T18:05:06Z")
> **[Britney Spears Flashes Privates, Gets Press](https://abcnews.com/Entertainment/story?id=2681885&page=1)** > [@](#): > > According to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, Spears’ up-skirt shots are no mistake — they’re a classic cry for attention. > “She wants the picture taken. She wants the publicity. She wants people talking about her,” Hilton said of Spears. “That’s what people love to see more than anything. Why do you think celebrity sex tapes sell so well?” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/5 "2006-11-30T18:10:32Z")
Well, Paris would certainly know, wouldn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/6 "2006-11-30T18:16:50Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] Well, Paris would certainly know, wouldn’t she? [/QUOTE] That’s Perez Hilton the gossip blogger, not Paris Hilton the attention whore. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/7 "2006-11-30T19:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=Indygrrl] I think I’d make sure my twat didn’t look like roast beef before I went around giving crotch shots, but maybe that’s just me. 😉 [/QUOTE] If you’re eating roast beef that looks like Britney’s happy place, I’d find a new cook. Not a thing wrong with how her cooter looks. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/8 "2006-11-30T19:17:35Z")
Not a good shot of course, but on a scale of 1-10 I’d rate her happly place at about a 4. At least it doesn’t look a wizards sleeve, but give her time, she’s still young. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/9 "2006-11-30T19:18:58Z")
Also color me puzzled as to what’s so horrible about the look of her vagina. It looks fairly normal to me. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/10 "2006-11-30T19:20:34Z")
[QUOTE=brianjedi] If you’re eating roast beef that looks like Britney’s happy place, I’d find a new cook. Not a thing wrong with how her cooter looks. [/QUOTE] I dunno which set of pics you’re looking at. If she has a green dress on, then yeah, her poontang is just as nice and neat as can be-- but if it is the other set, then “meat flaps” comes to mind. I’ve seen my share of punannies and, let me assure you, the outer part usually does not hang quite so low. Perhaps her vajayjay got that way from a night of dragging it around from night club to night club or maybe the friction of sliding it up and down the limo seat. That’s it, I’m done. I can’t think of any other stupid names to call Britney’s vagina. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/11 "2006-11-30T19:20:42Z")
😉 Her vagina looks fine to me. If you look for it you can see what looks to be a C-section scar. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/12 "2006-11-30T19:21:14Z")
[QUOTE=brianjedi] If you’re eating roast beef that looks like Britney’s happy place, I’d find a new cook. Not a thing wrong with how her cooter looks. [/QUOTE] I disagree, she’s nasty. Between her rolls of flab, her c-section scar, and her dried up pussy I’d say there’s plenty wrong with how she looks. Sure, some women have those issues, but they don’t go around spreading their legs for the paparazzi. > **[Agen138 ⇏ Kompas Navigasi Dunia Rekreasi Maya Tanpa Batas](https://agen138.org/)** > > Jelajahi peta petualangan digital penuh liku menarik yang dipandu oleh sistem navigasi super responsif dan nyaman dari Agen138. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/13 "2006-11-30T19:25:42Z")
I’ve spent years waiting to see that, and now I’m rather disappointed. And faintly disgusted. ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/14 "2006-11-30T19:26:02Z")
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless] I’m starting to wonder if Britney Spears is the female version of a flasher. This is different to a streaker who shows their entire body, not necessarily for sexual fettish reasons. But like the steriotypical dirty old man in a raincoat that shows his penis to startle others for his own self gratification. Is there a real mental ‘illness’ behind such people’s action, and is Britney suffering from the same ‘illness’? I’m reminded of the ROcky Horror Picture show where the comments track suggests that Little Nell was a female flasher, and that the exposures that got into the film were all intentional on her part. So do female flashers really exist. And is it a real paraphillia like male flashing. [/QUOTE] Neither. I attribute it to a total lack of breeding. She (and the other two in the Unholy Trinity) are perfect examples of how money cannot buy class. Compare them with the late Princess Diana. She may have been nuttier than a Claxton fruitcake, but that broad knew how to be a lady. When you’re wearing a skirt (or 1/8th of a skirt & no bloomers), you put your knees together, turn on your butt & swing your CLOSED legs & feet to the ground outside the car door. _Then_ you arise from the car. You don’t flap them open and let the world get a glimpse the unknown. They are classless, clueless and common. VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/15 "2006-11-30T19:35:22Z")
[QUOTE=Indygrrl] I disagree, she’s nasty. Between her rolls of flab, her c-section scar, and her dried up pussy I’d say there’s plenty wrong with how she looks. Sure, some women have those issues, but they don’t go around spreading their legs for the paparazzi. > **[Agen138 ⇏ Kompas Navigasi Dunia Rekreasi Maya Tanpa Batas](https://agen138.org/)** > > Jelajahi peta petualangan digital penuh liku menarik yang dipandu oleh sistem navigasi super responsif dan nyaman dari Agen138. [/QUOTE] So, most normal vaginas are dripping wet? That would be typical? Most women who aren’t nasty looking don’t have any rolls of fat? I don’t mean to harp on this, but I just wish that people would admit that they want to make fun of Britney and call her ugly and gross and a skank _regardless_ of what she looks like, instead of insisting that this normal-if-not-above-average-looking woman somehow is ugly, fat, or whatever. ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/16 "2006-11-30T19:36:00Z")
Ohmigosh - Veuve ClicquotNJ has said it all. Nothing more need be said. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/17 "2006-11-30T19:41:44Z")
[QUOTE=Eonwe] So, most normal vaginas are dripping wet? That would be typical? Most women who aren’t nasty looking don’t have any rolls of fat? I don’t mean to harp on this, but I just wish that people would admit that they want to make fun of Britney and call her ugly and gross and a skank _regardless_ of what she looks like, instead of insisting that this normal-if-not-above-average-looking woman somehow is ugly, fat, or whatever. [/QUOTE] I’m not speaking for **Indygrrl** but I will repeat— labias do NOT usually hang down in that manner. They do not usually come into contact with your thighs. Take it from a woman who vaginally gave birth to twins (no whimpy c-sections for me!)-- even immediatly after the birth, my lips stayed up where they belong-- attached quite firmly to the rest of my womanly bits. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/18 "2006-11-30T19:44:33Z")
[QUOTE=Eonwe] So, most normal vaginas are dripping wet? That would be typical? Most women who aren’t nasty looking don’t have any rolls of fat? I don’t mean to harp on this, but I just wish that people would admit that they want to make fun of Britney and call her ugly and gross and a skank _regardless_ of what she looks like, instead of insisting that this normal-if-not-above-average-looking woman somehow is ugly, fat, or whatever. [/QUOTE] Ok, this link is Not Safe for Work or for sensitive people: > **[Agen138 ⇏ Kompas Navigasi Dunia Rekreasi Maya Tanpa Batas](https://agen138.org/)** > > Jelajahi peta petualangan digital penuh liku menarik yang dipandu oleh sistem navigasi super responsif dan nyaman dari Agen138. You look at that and tell me it is not grotesque. Maybe I’m fortunate enough to only see pretty pussies, but in my experience that is NOT how a healthy vagina looks. And she IS flabby, that is not an exaggeration, it is right there in front of you. And if Britney is above average looking then I am Miss Universe. I’ve stood up for her before, and I still do think she will make an awesome comeback, but how she looks right now is not impressive. She’s vile. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/19 "2006-11-30T19:48:18Z")
Is it really hanging down? Couldn’t it just be an odd angle along with an ackward posture? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/20 "2006-11-30T19:56:16Z")
It couldn’t be just drunkenness. She left the house with no underwear on. She knew she would be mobbed by paparazzi because she always is. She must have premeditated this whole display. I can only think she is mentally reeling in the wake of her announced divorce. She looks like she has just completely lost it. Haven’t looked at the pics and with luck it will stay that way. Sounds way more gross than titillating. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350.md?page=2)