# Is Britney a female flasher

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 30, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350 "2006-11-30T17:48:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/201 "2006-12-23T16:19:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Scotticher]  
Just for the record, I have never reported a post in my life.

And no, I don’t think you were right, so I had no need to fabricate anything. And your ass spelled wrong.

Have a nice day.  
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There are spelling errors in your post, too, but the rest of the content content is rude, catty, and moronic enough that I could type all day and never mention them. You, on the other hand, couldn’t think of any other way to attack me after 3 weeks, because you know I’m right. Get over it or take it to the pit, but at least stop trying to egg me on in this forum.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/202 "2006-12-23T16:29:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Scotticher]  
Apparently? It is “judgemental, presumptuous, and condescending” to look at a very public person’s behavior and have an opinon about it. And to feel sympathy for that person, since in your “judgemental, presumptuous, and condescending” opinion? They are not using very good judgment in the way they are behaving. And that they won’t be happy about it later, when looking back on it.  
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I don’t think you said anything wrong. Just so you know. I feel sorry for Britney too, in a mild, ‘I don’t know her or really care’ kinda way. I think she’s sorta having a very public nervous breakdown, and she and her family are going to feel badly about it for a long time after we’ve all forgotten it. I don’t think there’s anything judgemental about expressing sympathy in a situation like that. I can’t believe that you are getting slammed here for being mean to Britney when others are scrutinizing and judging the attractiveness of her labia majora, and finding them lacking, for god’s sake.

So don’t worry, **Scotticher**. At least one other person feels as you do. This thread has gone off the rails on the crazy train, but reality check-- feeling sorry for someone who is obviously hurting, even if you don’t like or even respect that person, is not wrong to do. It’s called compassion, and if you have to get some feeling worked up about a celebrity you don’t know, that’s not a bad one to go with.

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> I guess I should have just called her a slut or something.

Or trash, or roast beef pussy. THAT would be par for the course. Actually feeling something human for her? UNACCEPTABLE! You monster! 😛

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/203 "2006-12-23T16:41:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Rubystreak]  
Or trash, or roast beef pussy. THAT would be par for the course. Actually feeling something human for her? UNACCEPTABLE! You monster! 😛  
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:rolleyes: Maybe one of you two yentas could read my posts in this thread before continuing to trash me any further. That would be great.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/204 "2006-12-23T18:03:12Z")

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Where else would we find the word " pussy " and the word “yenta” on the same page?

😃

Me, I’d think the photographer who snapped these timeless labial images should feel pretty crappy about cashing the paycheck that week. Then going home. To his wife and daughter.

" Hey, Daddy, what did you get to photograph **this** week??? " :rolleyes:

Who’s the whore here?

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/205 "2006-12-23T22:12:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Cisco]  
:rolleyes: Maybe one of you two yentas could read my posts in this thread before continuing to trash me any further. That would be great.  
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\> DING! DING! DING! \< ::: Moderator rings Salvation Army bell for attention.

There have been two Moderators, practically simultaneously, reminding you that comments about other posters are NOT appropriate in this forum. You want to insult each other, go the Pit, that’s what it’s for.

I do not have time or energy to figure out who started this, but I’m stopping it, and NOW.

So far, I’m not recording any of this. Yeah, this is an Official Warning, but it applies to the lot of you. Next person to trash another poster gets a nasty whack on the back on the shins with my cane.

'Tis the season to be jolly… and there was something about the season of good will, too, IIRC. So, play nice, dammit.  
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> Just for the record, I have never reported a post in my life.

You say this like you’re proud of it? Is there some approbrium attached to reporting a post? If you hear someone prowling around your yard at night, do you “handle it yourself” or do you call the cops? Moderators can’t be everywhere and can’t see everything, and we rely on your help in reporting spammers and other violations. There’s no shame in doing it; to the contrary, you win the applause of your fellow posters and the moderators.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/206 "2006-12-23T23:02:40Z")

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[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]  
…Is there some approbrium attached to reporting a post? …  
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No, just opprobrium. **angelic smiley**

twicks, who rats people out all the time.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/207 "2006-12-24T02:36:34Z")

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[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]  
Is there some approbrium attached to reporting a post?  
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Not at all. I just haven’t ever done it. MY BAD, I guess. My comment was a response to the suggestion that I had reported a post and had not gotten the response I wanted.

My apologies for the part I played in this childish game of…whatever it was.

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**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/208 "2006-12-24T03:01:10Z")

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[QUOTE=acsenray]  
Thanks, **yoyodyne** , but all the pics on that site are censored with big red and yellow stars.  
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Not if you click on them.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-britney-a-female-flasher/382350/209 "2006-12-24T12:33:03Z")

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[QUOTE=yoyodyne]  
Not if you click on them.  
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Ah. :smack:

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