# Is Carol Stream good for anything on these boards?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 19, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509 "2009-07-19T04:50:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/41 "2009-07-19T08:20:35Z")

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Sorry. I’ll bow out now.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/42 "2009-07-19T09:56:45Z")

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No **Carol Sream** is not good for anything on these boards. Her trollishness is so complete that even a useless weenie like **Starving Artist** feels jealous.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/43 "2009-07-19T12:33:33Z")

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Crafter\_Man may not be a troll, [but he is a complete moron](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498526).

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/44 "2009-07-19T12:46:42Z")

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Oh good, another thread about **Starving for Attention**.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/45 "2009-07-19T12:51:07Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> Oh good, another thread about **Starving for Attention**.

Maybe that’s what Carol Stream is good for. She inspires people to start pit threads about Starving Artist.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/46 "2009-07-19T13:08:18Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> Oh good, another thread about **Starving for Attention**.

> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> Maybe that’s what Carol Stream is good for. She inspires people to start pit threads about Starving Artist.

This pit thread isn’t about **Starving Artist** , though, it’s about **Carol Stream**.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/47 "2009-07-19T13:13:11Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> This pit thread isn’t about **Starving Artist** , though, it’s about **Carol Stream**.

How dare you bring up Carol Artist in a thread about Starving Stream?😕

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/48 "2009-07-19T13:32:20Z")

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I was going to say that whenever I see her name it reminds me which city I need to send my credit card payments to, but it turns out the return envelopes are pre-printed anyway. So, no, no good for anything at all.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/49 "2009-07-19T13:38:23Z")

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Oh, take it easy on **Starving Artist**. He’s just really, really old. He’s confused and probably suffering from dementia.

The thread’s about pitting someone else; don’t tease the mossback.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/50 "2009-07-19T14:34:47Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> This pit thread isn’t about **Starving Artist** , though, it’s about **Carol Stream**.

Well, that may have been your intention, but it’s in the pit, and Starving took an interest, so naturally…

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/51 "2009-07-19T14:49:15Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Oh, take it easy on **Starving Artist**. He’s just really, really old. He’s confused and probably suffering from dementia…

Ahem. I am older than **Starkers**. Funnier, too, but that’s a category that includes Dennis Miller, _Mallard Fillmore_, and painful rectal itch.

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/52 "2009-07-19T14:53:36Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Crafter\_Man may not be a troll, [but he is a complete moron](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498526).

I’d forgotten that one. Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/53 "2009-07-19T15:11:50Z")

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> [@Bridget\_Burke](#):
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> No **Carol Sream** is not good for anything on these boards.

Not so.

Without the contributions of **Carol Stream** , there is a good chance that we would forget that 1.) tipping is not a fit subject for the BBQ Pit; and 2.) hating Central American immigrants is not racism, because Central American isn’t a race.

:rolleyes:

😃

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/54 "2009-07-19T15:15:12Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Crafter\_Man may not be a troll, [but he is a complete moron](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498526).

Am I a “moron” because I have the nerve to highlight underutilized & wasteful government facilities? Or am I a moron because I simply have a different opinion that yours on the matter?

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/55 "2009-07-19T15:23:02Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Am I a “moron” because I have the nerve to highlight underutilized & wasteful government facilities?

No, you’re a moron because you think this description applies to public libraries.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/56 "2009-07-19T15:35:47Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Sorry. I’ll bow out now.

TLDR.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/57 "2009-07-19T16:05:20Z")

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> [@Carol\_Stream](#):
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> Whose sock are you?

Has anyone ever seen **Carol Stream** and **catsix** in the same thread together? 😛

(I keed! I keed! 😃 )

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/58 "2009-07-19T16:44:37Z")

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There are a number of people on this MB who are just not worth responding to. Even if you’re worried about what lurkers might learn or not learn based on what those posters post, because those lurkers would have to be so far out in the wing nut end of things that they’re not going to change their minds. \*\*CS \*\*is one of those people not worth responding to.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/59 "2009-07-19T16:58:17Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> She’s a conservative.
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> This is evinced by **Guin** when she says:
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> Now, if **Guin** is talking about any of the board’s lefties, I’d be quite surprised. She may have called some of the board’s lefties a troll at some time or another, but if so I’m unaware of it.
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> Around here all that’s necessary to qualify as a troll is to be conservative because to be conservative is all that’s necessary to piss people off. 😃
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> So in a sense I guess **Guin** has a point, but so far being conservative is a form of trollery that the board’s administration still allows.

**happyheathen**. **badchad**. **Kirkland**. All lefties. All trolls. All banned. What’s your point?

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-carol-stream-good-for-anything-on-these-boards/503509/60 "2009-07-19T21:31:31Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Am I a “moron” because I have the nerve to highlight underutilized & wasteful government facilities? Or am I a moron because I simply have a different opinion that yours on the matter?

No, you’re a moron because you stated that publicly funding libraries (and taking hard-earned money from those hard-working liberterians) is the same as the government denying rights to homosexuals.

You also ignored pages and pages of proof that…

a) the public (even those that don’t have library cards) wants a well-funded public library

and

b) that “The Market” could not supply the same level of service a publicly-funded library can

Yet, you still nearly had an aneurysm over paying $30 a year to ensure little Jimmy and Susie have a place to get books.

So you’re right. You’re not a moron. You’re a festering boil on Rand Rover’s ass. If I could remove the both of you from this board it would be a happy day.

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