Is Cecil Adams a real person, or a title for a group of people?

[Wheelz]

@Una_Persson

Just remember, you mess with Ed, you mess with me.

Wait, what?
Una is Ed? Then who’s Cecil again?

I’m confused.

[TubaDiva]

Una is like unto Cecil’s own Devi Goddess Kali.

Kali: Hindu Goddess of Destruction - The Buddha Garden

[Una_Persson]

@Cartooniverse

Heh. Nicely wrought. Puts me in mind of…

" You and me? You and me? I’ll tell you about you and me. There IS no you and me. You get your sorry ass out of town, don’t stop in Champaign-Urbana, don’t hide away in Rockland. Your Chicago rights are revoked. Me, I’m gonna call in some heavy-swingin’ Dopers I know of who’ll get medieval on his ass. "

That was precisely the movie I had in mind when I typed it.

[Cartooniverse]

I’m frightened and impressed at the same time.

[Una_Persson]

@TubaDiva

Una is like unto Cecil’s own Devi Goddess Kali.

Kali: Hindu Goddess of Destruction - The Buddha Garden

Remember, Lynn is Cecil’s Angel of Death. I’m Cecil’s Consigliere of Death.

[Toucanna]

@Irishman

Dos Equus? The guy with 2 horses?

Nah, it’s a video on YouTube: “Two guys, one colt”.

[Cartooniverse]

At least now we know who should play Una in the SDMB Movie !!!

[carnivorousplant]

@Darth_Panda

…army of Sith Panda are ready. Breeding them is proving more difficult than planned…

I’m working on a bestiality joke here…I’ll get back to you.

[Siam_Sam]

@Darth_Panda

We just need to kidnap Ed Zotti, lock him in the closet and beat the hell out of him for a few weeks, and then see if the column still gets posted. If it does, we’ll need to analyze it for changes in writing style. Alright, go get your gear and round up the troops.

You could do that without beating the hell out of him, but admittedly that wouldn’t be as much fun.

[Darth_Panda]

@carnivorousplant

I’m working on a bestiality joke here…I’ll get back to you.

The suspense is killing me

[Rico]

@carnivorousplant

I’m working on a bestiality joke here…I’ll get back to you.

He couldn’t post it. It’s too baa-aa-aa-aad.

[Siam_Sam]

@carnivorousplant

I’m working on a bestiality joke here…I’ll get back to you.

Don’t tell me, let me guess: A ladyboy and an elephant walk into a bar …

[carnivorousplant]

@Siam_Sam

Don’t tell me, let me guess: A ladyboy and an elephant walk into a bar …

No, it’s about Darth breeding his pandas…
Okay, just substitute “panda” for " sheep" here.

[Darth_Panda]

@Siam_Sam

Don’t tell me, let me guess: A ladyboy and an elephant walk into a bar …

and then something involving trunk and junk?

[smithsb]

@tomndebb

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No Cecil Adams? Thank God he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Jack Batty, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of students of knowledge.

10,000 years:confused: Times 10 :eek::eek:. My, this ignorance fight is indeed longer than we thought.