# Is Cecil God?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [September 5, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021 "2000-09-05T00:38:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/21 "2000-09-06T21:10:58Z")

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Aren’t you guys missing the point? This thread is just a shameless attempt at getting Cecil to reply to the boards.

No way it will work, though 😃

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/22 "2000-09-06T21:29:38Z")

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even more ingenious, Duke. see, most of the deists on this board hold it as a certain prerequisite that god will not stoop so low as to prove his own existence (babel fish theory). If god did prove his own existence, we would be forced to obey him, our free will would be revoked, etc.

Cecil will obviously (hopefully) not reply to this sour mash of a thread. And in not doing so, he will only cement the beliefs of the OP.

in the name of the zotti, and of the son, and of the holy sd\_staffer, amen.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/23 "2000-09-08T13:12:15Z")

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Ah, but this thread has not yet proven or disproven whether Cecil is God. Cecil’s appearance in this thread would not necessarily affect the Deists one way or another. Deists could always take the appearance of Cecil to prove that he (Cecil) is not God.

But if Cecil proves both his existence, and that he is God, will we be forced to obey Cecil and have our Free Will revoked?

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/24 "2000-09-08T14:14:35Z")

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You know, I’ve been to threads where **C-cil** showed up, so whether He shows up here or not is immaterial to me.

But, even if He _did_, I am sure that **DavidB** and his cronies would dismiss it as mass hysteria or something…

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/25 "2000-09-08T14:16:20Z")

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BTW, **Sua** , **jb** , could one of you enlighten the unenlightened among us?

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**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/26 "2000-09-08T14:47:28Z")

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the “irony” would be, the all of the atheists have been posting on god’s board all along! mwa ha ha ha

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/27 "2000-09-08T15:17:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sdimbert \*  
> \*\*BTW, **Sua** , **jb** , could one of you enlighten the unenlightened among us? \*\*

Sure, **sdimmy**. See the OP in this related thread. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37135](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37135)  
Sua

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/28 "2000-09-08T15:41:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \*  
> Sure, **sdimmy**. See the OP in this related thread. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37135](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37135)

**sdimmy**?

Umm… _ **NO** _.

And, thanks for the reference.

Funny, **JB**. Fuh-nee!

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/29 "2000-09-08T21:50:11Z")

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**sdimbertokomous** , I could enlighten you, but it would involve lopping your index finger off.

jota berge

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-cecil-god/32021/30 "2000-09-11T04:29:05Z")

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