# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/181 "2012-12-22T00:21:05Z")
What’s all this about Auntie Guin? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/182 "2012-12-22T00:25:00Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > This is the only discussion board at which I post. How many for you? What about your MySpace page? I heard you put a lot of time into it… ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/183 "2012-12-22T00:28:15Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > What about your MySpace page? I heard you put a lot of time into it… YES! I was waiting for something awesome to happen in this terrible, terrible thread. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/184 "2012-12-22T00:28:24Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > On the other hand, he made even me look good in comparison. Uhhh… I hate to tell you this, but that’s a rather low bar. You might want to modify this statement to something like “he made me look 100,000 times as good in comparison.” That won’t make you look _quite_ so bad. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/185 "2012-12-22T01:04:19Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > Uhhh… I hate to tell you this, but that’s a rather low bar. You might want to modify this statement to something like “he made me look 100,000 times as good in comparison.” > > That won’t make you look _quite_ so bad. It still makes him look pretty bad, though. Say, just above dry rot but just below sub-tile mildew? ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/186 "2012-12-22T01:29:36Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > It still makes him look pretty bad, though. Say, just above dry rot but just below sub-tile mildew? Nah. I would have put 100k as “athlete’s foot-free”, and no “I’m a kiddie-diddler” vibe, but _no one_ (at least that we know) wants to see him naked. He _really_ didn’t have a very high bar to clear. I still think he should _try._ It’s for _his own_ reputation, after all. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/187 "2012-12-22T02:41:15Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > …but _no one_… wants to see him naked… No shit. Flashed Helen Keller once, and she puked her guts out. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/188 "2012-12-22T03:17:11Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Nah. I think I’ll drop this one too. I promised myself that I would if I got involved in another pissing contest here, and last night I did. It compounds things that I wasted time from a perfectly good buzz on \*\* Czarcasm\*\* and **Der trihs**. They are both people who, IRL, I wouldn’t bother to acknowledge much less engage in any kind of conversation, whether civil or not. I’m not against wasting my time, but there are ways that are more fun. > The Dope being what it is, let the parting shots and snark commence! Tail between your legs, eh? Well, that’s better than nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/189 "2012-12-22T03:34:44Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > Nah. I would have put 100k as “athlete’s foot-free”, and no “I’m a kiddie-diddler” vibe, but _no one_ (at least that we know) wants to see him naked. He _really_ didn’t have a very high bar to clear. I still think he should _try._ It’s for _his own_ reputation, after all. I applaud your generosity of spirit. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/190 "2012-12-22T03:44:52Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Tail between your legs, eh? Well, that’s better than nothing. I see what you did there. That isn’t very nice. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/191 "2012-12-22T03:53:38Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Define gun. And anti. And uncle. [/QUOTE] 1. “This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for killing, the other for fun.” 2. A sister to one of your parents. 3. A male version of your Anti. Glad to be of help. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/192 "2012-12-22T04:31:02Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > 1. “This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for killing, the other for fun.” > > 2. A sister to one of your parents. > > 3. A male version of your Anti. > > Glad to be of help. Yeah, well, if my antimatter had balls, it’d be my unclematter. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/193 "2012-12-22T05:24:34Z")
So, years and years ago, B.C. (Before Cecil), I used to read the Guiness World Records books to feed my useless fact monkey. Anyway, they had a bit about a man who set some kind of record for being the circus’ “human cannonball”. They said the act ended when he retired and the circus couldn’t find a man of the same caliber. Thought I’d raise the tone around here a little. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/194 "2012-12-22T05:49:07Z")
I heard he’s also anti-cheese. But don’t feel the need to expound on why that’s bad either. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/195 "2012-12-22T06:17:58Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Sock it to… ME? SPLASH! x ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/196 "2012-12-22T06:19:41Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/197 "2012-12-22T07:49:00Z")
If they ever do a FAQ to show how _not_ to do a Pitting, a link to this thread would suffice. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/198 "2012-12-22T12:56:38Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > A.J. Raffles was an amateur cracksman, not a home invader, and thus would never carry a gun. Oh, a cracksman and a cad. “One of his hands fell kindly on my shoulder, while the other slipped into my overcoat pocket, and I suffered him to deprive me of my weapon without a murmur”. Shows the importance of secure storage, I suppose. Just happened to read the novel recently, actually! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/199 "2012-12-22T14:21:36Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > This calls for desperate measures. > My next post is my cite. snork\* ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/200 "2012-12-22T15:50:51Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > snork\* Smurf! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675.md?page=11)