# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/201 "2012-12-22T16:31:04Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Smurf! Yeah. Czarcasm (or myself) could have been pitted for many things- but this? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/202 "2012-12-22T18:17:38Z")
Can we get back to the topic of that 20 inch tongue Giraffe has, please? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/203 "2012-12-22T18:57:15Z")
Oh, right! Encourage him! Sure, what a great idea! ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/204 "2012-12-22T19:12:21Z")
In that case: Does **Czarcasm** roll his toilet paper from the front or the back? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/205 "2012-12-22T19:14:29Z")
He’s a guy. Unless he’s married, he buys like one roll a month, and is never quite sure where it is. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/206 "2012-12-22T19:23:15Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > He’s a guy. Unless he’s married, he buys like one roll a month, and is never quite sure where it is. Married to Rahne McCloud. We get our toilet paper at Costco, and I prefer it from the front. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/207 "2012-12-22T21:30:23Z")
If it matters what you prefer, good for you! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/208 "2012-12-22T21:32:11Z")
I’m anti-toilet paper rolling from the back. If I see it that way, I shoot it with an automatic rifle. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/209 "2012-12-22T22:56:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m anti-toilet paper rolling from the back. If I see it that way, I shoot it with an automatic rifle. With or without the underslung grenade launcher? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/210 "2012-12-23T00:55:32Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It cud have been worse. And here I thought **Czarcasm** was Anti-pun. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/211 "2012-12-23T14:11:01Z")
I did not Anti-cipate this thread. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/212 "2012-12-23T18:08:25Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > I did not Anti-cipate this thread. It has been quite anti-climactic. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/213 "2012-12-23T19:50:30Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m anti-toilet paper rolling from the back. If I see it that way, I shoot it with an automatic rifle. We’d have a shoot-out. BTW, what’s an “automatic rifle”? Couldn’t we solve this by beating the shit out of each other…and then using toilet-paper anyway it rolls? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/214 "2012-12-23T20:17:36Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > We’d have a shoot-out. > > BTW, what’s an “automatic rifle”? Couldn’t we solve this by beating the shit out of each other…and then using toilet-paper anyway it rolls? Toilet paper rolls are only one step away from paper towel rolls, and we need them all for rape testing! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/215 "2013-01-08T20:32:02Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Well, let me clarify for anybody who gives a shit. I consider Czarcasm to be mendacious. I’m weary of his hall monitor act. I’m weary of him oozing slime all over gun threads and then putting a hand to his cheek and wondering “why does everybody say I am anti-gun?” > Fuck him. There’s about a million overtly anti members here who I respect more. **Boyo jim** and \*\*foolsguinea \*\*rate higher than **czarcasm** when it comes to honesty and trustworthiness. Meh. I’m a mouthy jerk who takes extreme positions on the theory that someone has to do it. I will cop to being slightly more [del]an open book[/del] a blunt instrument made entirely of angry echinoderms than is ol’ **slythe** , though. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/216 "2013-01-08T21:17:10Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m anti-toilet paper… (snip) You’ll get my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/217 "2013-01-08T21:50:47Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Meh. I’m a mouthy jerk who takes extreme positions on the theory that someone has to do it. > > I will cop to being slightly more [del]an open book[/del] a blunt instrument made entirely of angry echinoderms than is ol’ **slythe** , though. Hell, I’m a regular Caspar Milquetoast compared to ol’ slythe. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675.md?page=10)