# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/21 "2012-12-20T22:45:36Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > I intentionally made a minimalist OP in order to let anybody who cares that much about you make their own decision unswayed by my personal opinion of you. Usually, though, the standard operating procedure is for the OP of a Pit thread to post some information and/or links thereto about what s/he’s Pitting. You know, just so the readers of the thread can have a fighting chance at figuring out what the OP’s talking about and whether they agree with it. Oh well \. “Dunno why _ **I** _ always gotta be the one to wash out the octopus.” [**Czarcasm** posts in a gun thread on 10-12-2012](http://www.citicards.boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15584094&postcount=5). [**Czarcasm** posts in a gun thread on 08-13-2012](http://board.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15380562&postcount=24). [**Czarcasm** posts in a gun thread on 11-20-2012](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15717974&postcount=31). [**Czarcasm** posts in a gun thread on 04-06-2009](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11009605&postcount=201). [**Czarcasm** posts in a gun thread on 11-22-2009](http://boardstest.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11807221&postcount=332). [**Czarcasm** posts in a gun thread on 11-24-2012](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15730720&postcount=1). Those were random hits from a Google search, so if anybody feels the list is too unsystematic or unrepresentative or unclear, blame the OP. Assembling the necessary evidence for the Pitworthiness of his thread topic was **Scumpup** ’s job, and he flubbed it. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/22 "2012-12-20T22:45:56Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > And, OP, explain why Czarcasm’s position on guns is worse than anyone else’s position on guns. And why I should give a fuck. Actually, might wanna start with that one. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/23 "2012-12-20T22:49:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And why I should give a fuck. Actually, might wanna start with that one. Actually, as a non-participant in gun threads, other than in a “comedy” context, I can’t think of one single reason why you should. Yes, those were scare quotes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/24 "2012-12-20T22:51:08Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Oh well \. “Dunno why _ **I** _ always gotta be the one to wash out the octopus.” You’re perpetuating the stereotype of women always cleaning up after men. You should grab a gun instead and shoot someone! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/25 "2012-12-20T22:57:14Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Actually, as a non-participant in gun threads, other than in a “comedy” context, I can’t think of one single reason why you should. Yes, those were scare quotes. If only your grammar were as meticulous as your punctuation. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/26 "2012-12-20T23:02:26Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Actually, as a non-participant in gun threads, other than in a “comedy” context, I can’t think of one single reason why you should. Yes, those were scare quotes. Yeah, always with the one-liners and bad puns. Especially when he thinks you’re stupid. He don’t bother much with me. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/27 "2012-12-20T23:03:56Z")
[No](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=643279). ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/28 "2012-12-20T23:05:40Z")
I suppose the correct response would be to start a new thread: “Why does scumpup care if czarcasm is anti-gun, if czarcasm is anti-gun?” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/29 "2012-12-20T23:10:03Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > If only your grammar were as meticulous as your punctuation. If only you were as funny as you and I both fondly wish you were. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/30 "2012-12-20T23:13:13Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Is Scumpup the guy that raped his friends girlfriend, or was that somebody else? **Shagnasty**. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/31 "2012-12-20T23:14:34Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > This is why I love you Giraffe. Your wit and humor. That, and your mad analingus skillz. You’ve been watching my webcam again. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/32 "2012-12-20T23:15:39Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Yeah, always with the one-liners and bad puns. Especially when he thinks you’re stupid. He don’t bother much with me. Ah, poor elucidator has no one to bother with. Give me your address and I’ll send you $20 for a hooker. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/33 "2012-12-20T23:19:49Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > You’ve been watching my webcam again. Beating it like it owes me money as we speak, 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_In_Black)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/34 "2012-12-20T23:22:43Z")
Lets do this the easy way. Czarcasm, are you anti-gun? There. Now, cake? Or death? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/35 "2012-12-20T23:25:06Z")
> [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](#): > > Lets do this the easy way. Czarcasm, are you anti-gun? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/36 "2012-12-20T23:27:28Z")
I’m fine with guns. It’s bullets I have a problem with. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/37 "2012-12-20T23:27:30Z")
> [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](#): > > Now, cake? Or death? Death-cake, plz. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/38 "2012-12-20T23:30:47Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Nope. Were you under the impression that this thread required your input? No, no, no silly-billy. This is about _other_ people’s opinion of you, not _your_ opinion of you. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/39 "2012-12-20T23:33:10Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > This is about _other_ people’s opinion of you, not _your_ opinion of you. Actually it’s about barely anything, given that you provided no evidence to discuss, nor have you even defined “anti-gun”. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/40 "2012-12-20T23:40:25Z")
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