# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/81 "2012-12-21T01:08:03Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Nava** ’s going to be a bit taken aback if she does a vanity search and finds this thread. She will most likely be as confused as the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/82 "2012-12-21T01:08:07Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Nava** ’s going to be a bit taken aback if she does a vanity search and finds this thread. Agreed. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/83 "2012-12-21T01:13:41Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Dammit, it always comes back to this. > > Potato guns need to safe, legal, and RARE! > > Which they will be, if you don’t cook the potatoes. Boomarked. Saved, treasured. Next time you are moved to give me some shit for a bad pun, remember… ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/84 "2012-12-21T01:16:13Z")
Well, let me clarify for anybody who gives a shit. I consider Czarcasm to be mendacious. I’m weary of his hall monitor act. I’m weary of him oozing slime all over gun threads and then putting a hand to his cheek and wondering “why does everybody say I am anti-gun?” Fuck him. There’s about a million overtly anti members here who I respect more. **Boyo jim** and \*\*foolsguinea \*\*rate higher than **czarcasm** when it comes to honesty and trustworthiness. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/85 "2012-12-21T01:19:32Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > …wondering “why does everybody say I am anti-gun?”… They do? Who do? That you do? So? Well? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/86 "2012-12-21T01:26:12Z")
> [@XT](#): > > Spain, I believe. > > Ninja’ed…twice. And whooshed once! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/87 "2012-12-21T01:30:21Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > On this particular day, I’m at home and drinking. > [@Scumpup](#): > > Can’t breathe..laughing…No, you talk about comic books and such in an inconsequential way. Overall, though, you are all about the angry atheist persona. I’m now picturing Scumpup sitting drunk and alone, laughing maniacally to no one. It’s not a pretty picture. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/88 "2012-12-21T01:31:37Z")
Don’t drink and post: a good rule. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/89 "2012-12-21T01:32:01Z")
Quick, before he gets banned or something, I need to register my vote that this OP sucks balls, that it is a GREAT career move for **Czarcasm** to get pitted by such a weak-assed clownish bozo ( **Czar** , can you just FEEEEEL the love? Isn’t it beautiful?), and that I think it’s possible to be anti-gun (whatever that means) most of the time but to allow exceptions for certain idiots who just need to get their brains blowed out now and then. Personally, I do NOT want all handguns confiscated because I think the best thing for society would be to have certain gun-fetishists realize how tasty the barrels of their own guns might be, thus solving two problems with one bullet. The best thing a potential mass-murderer could do would be to take one for the team, so if you’re a gun-owner who feels there is a chance that you might someday turn your weapon on an elementary school, theater, Cub Scout troop, etc., please turn it on yourself first and do us all a favor. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/90 "2012-12-21T01:37:04Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Don’t drink and post: a good rule. Truer words were never spoken. Man, posting while drunk brings back some bad memories…generally the next day, after I’ve read what I wrote while smashed. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/91 "2012-12-21T01:38:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And whooshed once! 🙂 Well, at least I wasn’t the only one whooshed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/92 "2012-12-21T01:39:34Z")
> [@Southern\_Yankee](#): > > Worst pitting in a very long time. Or, you know, EVER. But consider the source of the drivel. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/93 "2012-12-21T01:45:08Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Well, let me clarify for anybody who gives a shit. I consider Czarcasm to be mendacious. I’m weary of his hall monitor act. I’m weary of him oozing slime all over gun threads and then putting a hand to his cheek and wondering “why does everybody say I am anti-gun?” > Fuck him. There’s about a million overtly anti members here who I respect more. **Boyo jim** and \*\*foolsguinea \*\*rate higher than **czarcasm** when it comes to honesty and trustworthiness. Then pit him for his “slime-oozing”, his “mendacity”, or his “hall monitoring” of gun threads (yes, those were scare quotes). I think I debunked the title of your pitting quite thoroughly in post #27, a thread in which you participated, I might add. What he might be is “Anti-Scumpup-having-a-gun”, a sentiment that I’m starting to find understandable based on this thread. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/94 "2012-12-21T01:50:02Z")
Bong hits are safer. You get up a good head of steam, start snapping those keys Take That! and That! Pow! Smack! and then you notice your hands, which you really never looked at before now, not _really_ looked and…wait…what?.. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/95 "2012-12-21T02:07:05Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I’m now picturing Scumpup sitting drunk and alone, laughing maniacally to no one. It’s not a pretty picture. I’m picturing Giraffe alone…and I guess just alone. S/he has more free time to post to the internet than anybody I know in real life with a job and/or a spouse. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/96 "2012-12-21T02:08:52Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Quick, before he gets banned or something, I need to register my vote that this OP sucks balls, that it is a GREAT career move for **Czarcasm** to get pitted by such a weak-assed clownish bozo ( **Czar** , can you just FEEEEEL the love? Isn’t it beautiful?), and that I think it’s possible to be anti-gun (whatever that means) most of the time but to allow exceptions for certain idiots who just need to get their brains blowed out now and then. Personally, I do NOT want all handguns confiscated because I think the best thing for society would be to have certain gun-fetishists realize how tasty the barrels of their own guns might be, thus solving two problems with one bullet. The best thing a potential mass-murderer could do would be to take one for the team, so if you’re a gun-owner who feels there is a chance that you might someday turn your weapon on an elementary school, theater, Cub Scout troop, etc., please turn it on yourself first and do us all a favor. Oh, look! Somebody tracked dog shit on the carpet. Clean it up before it dries and sets. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/97 "2012-12-21T02:18:48Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Don’t drink and post: a good rule. As a comparison, last night I was higher than giraffe pussy (as hey say around here) and posted a happy if unintelligible thread. Post high not drunk, I say. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/98 "2012-12-21T02:21:14Z")
Scumpup would be a good fandom nickname for Scrappy-Doo. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/99 "2012-12-21T02:25:03Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I wonder if I’m anti-gun. :eek: With a name like Mace, one expects so. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/100 "2012-12-21T02:27:44Z")
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