# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/101 "2012-12-21T02:30:00Z")

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For the record, I’m anti matter.

Of course, maybe I just don’t know matter that well. I don’t get out of the containment much.

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**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/102 "2012-12-21T02:34:51Z")

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Ed should lock this travesty.

On the bright side it did attract a lot of moths.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/103 "2012-12-21T02:44:29Z")

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> [@Hbns](#):
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> Ed should lock this travesty.

I think Ed is busy.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/104 "2012-12-21T02:47:20Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I think Ed is busy.

Ed’s dead, baby. Ed’s dead.

(Oh. Wait. Wrong movie.)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/105 "2012-12-21T02:55:06Z")

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> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#):
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> **Czarcasm**.
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> **Czarcasm**.
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> Hey.
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> I need to ask you something.

Yes, Mr. Rowan?  
Sorry…Laugh-In flashback.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/106 "2012-12-21T02:57:07Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Oh, look! Somebody tracked dog shit on the carpet. Clean it up before it dries and sets.

Oh, look! The scumpuppy is shitting on the carpet again.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/107 "2012-12-21T02:58:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …Sorry…Laugh-In flashback.

I remember the tribal elders would speak of this, around the campfire late at night, speak of this “Laugh In”… The ancient of daze…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/108 "2012-12-21T03:05:04Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I remember the tribal elders would speak of this, around the campfire late at night, speak of this “Laugh In”… The ancient of daze…

Say goodnight, Dick.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/109 "2012-12-21T03:06:05Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Say goodnight, Dick.

Who you callin Dick?

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**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/110 "2012-12-21T03:37:21Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> You’re perpetuating the stereotype of women always cleaning up after men. You should grab a gun instead and shoot someone!

Preferably scumpup.

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**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/111 "2012-12-21T03:38:49Z")

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Czarcasm, what is your stance on clam guns?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/112 "2012-12-21T03:53:22Z")

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> [@Docta\_G](#):
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> Czarcasm, what is your stance on clam guns?

My lawyer has advised me to clam up on the subject.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/113 "2012-12-21T03:53:22Z")

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> [@Docta\_G](#):
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> Preferably scumpup.

Not sure who you are. Pretty certain you don’t matter. Can’t imagine what manner of Christless twat you must be to wish that I get shot over something that happened here.

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**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/114 "2012-12-21T03:55:18Z")

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I bet there are lots of things you can’t imagine.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/115 "2012-12-21T04:12:54Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Christless twat.

Band name.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/116 "2012-12-21T04:24:45Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I’m picturing Giraffe alone…and I guess just alone. S/he has more free time to post to the internet than anybody I know in real life with a job and/or a spouse.

Giraffe: Posts Per Day: 2.13  
Scumpup: Posts Per Day: 2.50

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/117 "2012-12-21T04:29:13Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I remember the tribal elders would speak of this, around the campfire late at night, speak of this “Laugh In”… The ancient of daze…

Sock it to… ME?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/118 "2012-12-21T04:34:11Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I wonder if I’m anti-gun. :eek:

You? Heck - I’m kinda neutral about most guns but way in favor of theater-sized nukes and just generally blowing the living shit out of stuff. Leaves me in sort of an odd spot in this debate.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/119 "2012-12-21T04:37:13Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> … I personally would not piss in his face if it was on fire …

I would, and enjoy it! 😛

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/120 "2012-12-21T04:51:18Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Not sure who you are. Pretty certain you don’t matter. Can’t imagine what manner of Christless twat you must be to wish that I get shot over something that happened here.

Have another drink and post some more!

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