# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/141 "2012-12-21T15:16:51Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Both of you need to quit yakking about it. Eh, anyone who has a cow over it is free to hoof it out of this thread if it gets their goat. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/142 "2012-12-21T15:17:17Z")
> [@Debaser](#): > > This thread is like a Paul Verhoeven movie. > > If it makes it to five pages it might go full on David Lynch. Not bad for something that started out Uwe Boll. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/143 "2012-12-21T15:44:09Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > I’m picturing Giraffe alone…and I guess just alone. S/he has more free time to post to the internet than anybody I know in real life with a job and/or a spouse. > [@Giraffe](#): > > Giraffe: Posts Per Day: 2.13 > Scumpup: Posts Per Day: 2.50 > [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Oooooh, SNAP! While those numbers are close enough to not be considered significantly different, you’ve got him beat in wasting time posting to the internet. Pot, meet Kettle. I bet you’re regretting that post this morning. [del]When[/del] If the hangover wears off. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/144 "2012-12-21T16:00:13Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > I bet you’re regretting that post this morning. [del]When[/del] If the hangover wears off. “Regret” is one of the brains higher functions, so not likely. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/145 "2012-12-21T17:04:32Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Oooooh, SNAP! Well, there should be a footnote saying that Mr. Giraffe is rumored to participate heavily at another message board, so his numbers at SDMB don’t invalidate **Scumpup** ’s claim. I have no info about Scumpup’s posting activities outside this forum. That said, the OP’s behavior in this thread is not endearing. The original post was horribly composed, and many people laughed at it. Rather than improve his pitting by adding info, it seemed the OP simply attacked any respondents that he held a grudge against. It was a skunk defense, and even if effective did not make the forum a more interesting or fun place. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/146 "2012-12-21T17:13:06Z")
> [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](#): > > Lets do this the easy way. Czarcasm, are you anti-gun? > > There. Now, cake? Or death? I vote cake. Death comes for us all in its own good time. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/147 "2012-12-21T17:22:28Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > [QUOTE=Der Trihs] > **Nava’s** going to be a bit taken aback if she does a vanity search and finds this thread. Oh no! You mean… deported? [/QUOTE] **Nava**? Neva Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/148 "2012-12-21T17:31:03Z")
Did **Czarcasm** ’s father kill his own father and marry his mom? If not, then **Czarcasm** ’s not Antigone. ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/149 "2012-12-21T17:43:17Z")
I think the purpose of this thread is to somehow, by any means necessary, get **Czarcasm** to admit that he’s anti-gun. So **Czarcasm** , would you say you’re not against the opposite of not _not_ being anti-gun? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/150 "2012-12-21T17:50:26Z")
> [@Yumblie](#): > > I think the purpose of this thread is to somehow, by any means necessary, get **Czarcasm** to admit that he’s anti-gun. > > So **Czarcasm** , would you say you’re not against the opposite of not _not_ being anti-gun? Define gun. And anti. And uncle. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/151 "2012-12-21T17:52:03Z")
I thought you were anti-define?? 😕 Are you saying you are anti-uncle as well? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/152 "2012-12-21T17:52:32Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Eh, anyone who has a cow over it is free to hoof it out of this thread if it gets their goat. That’s the worst pun I ever herd. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/153 "2012-12-21T17:54:29Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > That’s the worst pun I ever herd. It cud have been worse. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/154 "2012-12-21T17:54:45Z")
Does Scumpup have to work on sucking this much, or does it come naturally? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/155 "2012-12-21T18:07:47Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > Well, there should be a footnote saying that Mr. Giraffe is rumored to participate heavily at another message board, so his numbers at SDMB don’t invalidate **Scumpup** ’s claim. I have no info about Scumpup’s posting activities outside this forum. Oh, I’m not saying I’m not a huge loser. For reference, I’ll be spending Christmas going from department store to department store, sitting on Santa’s lap and sobbing. But if you’re going to play the “ha ha you must have no life because you post so much on the Internet card”, it’s a stronger move if you yourself don’t have almost 9,000 posts on the same forum. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/156 "2012-12-21T18:17:02Z")
Perhaps the OP meant to accuse Czarcasm of being an antigen. It would make more sense. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/157 "2012-12-21T18:20:53Z")
Perhaps he’s pissed because I’m anti-goon? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/158 "2012-12-21T18:29:43Z")
> [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](#): > > Czarcasm, are you anti-gun? > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Nope. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/159 "2012-12-21T18:31:09Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Perhaps he’s pissed because I’m anti-goon? I seem to recall that you drink beer, which would make you anti gin. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/160 "2012-12-21T18:33:24Z")
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