# Is Czarcasm Anti-gun? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675 "2012-12-20T22:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/161 "2012-12-21T18:35:12Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Cite? [Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15818745&postcount=35) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/162 "2012-12-21T18:36:34Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I seem to recall that you drink beer, which would make you anti gin. I can cotton gin once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/163 "2012-12-21T18:43:22Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15818745&postcount=35) Circular reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/164 "2012-12-21T18:52:01Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Circular reasoning. [Different cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15821618&postcount=161) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/165 "2012-12-21T19:22:20Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Different cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15821618&postcount=161) Dodecahedron reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/166 "2012-12-21T19:25:09Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Dodecahedron reasoning. This calls for desperate measures. My next post is my cite. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/167 "2012-12-21T19:26:11Z")
I am not anti-gun. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/168 "2012-12-21T23:22:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > In the meantime, what do y’all think about this season of SNL? The Patriots will win. > [@Scumpup](#): > > oh, fuck me, the hilairity of you pretending ignorance of the persona you so painstakingly built here… it’s like George Michael disavowing sucking dick in a public toilet. That’d be suspicious, holding a news conference in a public toilet just to disavow sucking dick. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > And bad gnus for me. What’s your stance on semi-automatic raffles? ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/169 "2012-12-21T23:27:04Z")
> [@bup](#): > > If you build your own gun, you’re anti-gorn. Only if you like bamboo, diamonds and you know the secret formula for mixing ad-hoc gun powder. And if you scrump blue skinned female aliens… ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/170 "2012-12-21T23:28:30Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Giraffe: Posts Per Day: 2.13 > Scumpup: Posts Per Day: 2.50 This is the only discussion board at which I post. How many for you? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/171 "2012-12-21T23:31:59Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > This is the only discussion board at which I post. How many for you? You need to get out more. Expand your horizons. Get to know more new people. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/172 "2012-12-21T23:34:38Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > This is the only discussion board at which I post. How many for you? It’s not really about how much you drink, it’s more about how well a person handles it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/173 "2012-12-21T23:35:50Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > What’s your stance on semi-automatic raffles? A.J. Raffles was an amateur cracksman, not a home invader, and thus would never carry a gun. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/174 "2012-12-21T23:40:16Z")
Nah. I think I’ll drop this one too. I promised myself that I would if I got involved in another pissing contest here, and last night I did. It compounds things that I wasted time from a perfectly good buzz on \*\* Czarcasm\*\* and **Der trihs**. They are both people who, IRL, I wouldn’t bother to acknowledge much less engage in any kind of conversation, whether civil or not. I’m not against wasting my time, but there are ways that are more fun. The Dope being what it is, let the parting shots and snark commence! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/175 "2012-12-21T23:41:16Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > I’m picturing Giraffe alone…and I guess just alone. S/he has more free time to post to the internet than anybody I know in real life with a job and/or a spouse. Did you know that a giraffe has a purplish-black, prehensile tongue that can be as much as 20 inches long? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/176 "2012-12-21T23:47:09Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Nah. I think I’ll drop this one too. I promised myself that I would if I got involved in another pissing contest here, and last night I did. It compounds things that I wasted time from a perfectly good buzz on \*\* Czarcasm\*\* and **Der trihs**. They are both people who, IRL, I wouldn’t bother to acknowledge much less engage in any kind of conversation, whether civil or not. I’m not against wasting my time, but there are ways that are more fun. > The Dope being what it is, let the parting shots and snark commence! In other words you are going to pretend that you were an equal participant in the snark and not the primary target, and call it a tie. edited to add: > [@](#): > > The Dope being what it is, let the parting shots and snark commence! Like you have ever had any control in this thread, scumpuppy. You may make a weakass attempt to jump out in front of the parade, but you _never_ had possession of the baton. ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/177 "2012-12-21T23:50:35Z")
[KingArthur]We’ll call it a draw.[/KingArthur] ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/178 "2012-12-22T00:03:53Z")
> [@Docta\_G](#): > > [KingArthur]We’ll call it a draw.[/KingArthur] That’s not what King Arthur said. He said, “you’re a looney.” ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/179 "2012-12-22T00:12:59Z")
Okay, I’ll take up his pretend-invitation and inquire whether \*\*Scumpup \*\*is your single biggest gaping asshole on the SD. He’s among my top ten for sure, but there are so many different types of offensive idiots here I really can’t award him my top spot so easily. There are other offensive gun-fetishists, and there are delusional religious nuts, and there are jingoistic Murka-first patriots who piss me off. I wonder if it’s best to draw up the categories that offend me, or do this on a personal basis. I think the personal is the way, since I’m always capable of finding someone strangely charming or witty despite any deep-seated principled disagreements. I find \*\*scumpup \*\*utterly lacking in qualities I might find personally virtuous. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675/180 "2012-12-22T00:17:00Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Okay, I’ll take up his pretend-invitation and inquire whether \*\*Scumpup \*\*is your single biggest gaping asshole on the SD. He’s among my top ten for sure, but there are so many different types of offensive idiots here I really can’t award him my top spot so easily. There are other offensive gun-fetishists, and there are delusional religious nuts, and there are jingoistic Murka-first patriots who piss me off. I wonder if it’s best to draw up the categories that offend me, or do this on a personal basis. I think the personal is the way, since I’m always capable of finding someone strangely charming or witty despite any deep-seated principled disagreements. I find \*\*scumpup \*\*utterly lacking in qualities I might find personally virtuous. On the other hand, he made even me look good in comparison. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-czarcasm-anti-gun/644675.md?page=10)