Yeah. Czarcasm (or myself) could have been pitted for many things- but this?
Can we get back to the topic of that 20 inch tongue Giraffe has, please?
Oh, right! Encourage him! Sure, what a great idea!
In that case:
Does Czarcasm roll his toilet paper from the front or the back?
He’s a guy. Unless he’s married, he buys like one roll a month, and is never quite sure where it is.
Married to Rahne McCloud. We get our toilet paper at Costco, and I prefer it from the front.
If it matters what you prefer, good for you!
I’m anti-toilet paper rolling from the back. If I see it that way, I shoot it with an automatic rifle.
With or without the underslung grenade launcher?
And here I thought Czarcasm was Anti-pun.
I did not Anti-cipate this thread.
It has been quite anti-climactic.
We’d have a shoot-out.
BTW, what’s an “automatic rifle”? Couldn’t we solve this by beating the shit out of each other…and then using toilet-paper anyway it rolls?
Toilet paper rolls are only one step away from paper towel rolls, and we need them all for rape testing!
Meh. I’m a mouthy jerk who takes extreme positions on the theory that someone has to do it.
I will cop to being slightly more [del]an open book[/del] a blunt instrument made entirely of angry echinoderms than is ol’ slythe, though.
You’ll get my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands!
Hell, I’m a regular Caspar Milquetoast compared to ol’ slythe. 