For the record, I’m anti matter.
Of course, maybe I just don’t know matter that well. I don’t get out of the containment much.
Ed should lock this travesty.
On the bright side it did attract a lot of moths.
I think Ed is busy.
Ed’s dead, baby. Ed’s dead.
(Oh. Wait. Wrong movie.)
Yes, Mr. Rowan?
Sorry…Laugh-In flashback.
Oh, look! The scumpuppy is shitting on the carpet again.
I remember the tribal elders would speak of this, around the campfire late at night, speak of this “Laugh In”… The ancient of daze…
Say goodnight, Dick.
Who you callin Dick?
Preferably scumpup.
Czarcasm, what is your stance on clam guns?
My lawyer has advised me to clam up on the subject.
Not sure who you are. Pretty certain you don’t matter. Can’t imagine what manner of Christless twat you must be to wish that I get shot over something that happened here.
I bet there are lots of things you can’t imagine.
Band name.
Giraffe: Posts Per Day: 2.13
Scumpup: Posts Per Day: 2.50
Sock it to… ME?
You? Heck - I’m kinda neutral about most guns but way in favor of theater-sized nukes and just generally blowing the living shit out of stuff. Leaves me in sort of an odd spot in this debate.
I would, and enjoy it! 
Have another drink and post some more!