# Is Diamonds02 a troll?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 16, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674 "2012-08-16T15:27:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/1 "2012-08-16T15:27:56Z")

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I think she is. Here’s her latest [troll-tacular thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=662190).

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/2 "2012-08-16T15:29:36Z")

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At the very least, she’s certainly entirely aware of what reaction crap like that is going to provoke.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/3 "2012-08-16T15:34:16Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Discuss amongst yourselves.

What kind of namby-pamby bullshit is this? This is the motherfuckin’ _BBQ Pit_, gawdammit! We do not “discuss” here, and certainly not “amongst ourselves”.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/4 "2012-08-16T15:43:03Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> What kind of namby-pamby bullshit is this? This is the motherfuckin’ _BBQ Pit_, gawdammit! We do not “discuss” here, and certainly not “amongst ourselves”.

Well, do what you do then. Jolly good.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/5 "2012-08-16T15:48:20Z")

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My calculations show that there’s a very high probability that Diamonds02 is SenorBeef’s upstairs neighbor. She’s using his electricity to power a huge searchlight.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/6 "2012-08-16T15:49:27Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Well, do what you do then. Jolly good.

"Jolly _good_?? Why don’t you offer me an ice cold lemonade and a pillow for my ass, while you’re at it?

😃

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/7 "2012-08-16T15:50:36Z")

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Yeah!  
Aren’t you supposed to say “Pip, Pip, Cheerio?”

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/8 "2012-08-16T15:53:40Z")

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What are the odds that **Diamonds02** is a 12 year old boy?

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/9 "2012-08-16T15:58:39Z")

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I don’t know if she’s a troll. \*Somebody \*must find Punk’d funny, and this is exactly the personality I imagine.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/10 "2012-08-16T15:59:25Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> At the very least, she’s certainly entirely aware of what reaction crap like that is going to provoke.

When I see her name, “aware” is not the first thing that springs to mind.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/11 "2012-08-16T15:59:46Z")

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**Diamonds02** isn’t a troll, in my opinion. She/he/it(just a coincidence that the phrase abbreviates to “shit”, btw :D) is fishing for supporters. If people think the “pranks” are funny, then a revelation that the “friend” is really the OP will follow-if people think the “pranks” are idiotic, then the OP gives an opinion grudgingly supporting the general consensus. It’s lameass all the way.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/12 "2012-08-16T16:00:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> "Jolly _good_?? Why don’t you offer me an ice cold lemonade and a pillow for my ass, while you’re at it?

Here’s a pillow for your ice cold ass. Go suck a lemon!

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/13 "2012-08-16T16:10:34Z")

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Green skinned and looking for a bridge to live under.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/14 "2012-08-16T16:27:41Z")

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For Chrissake, almost all of her posts are about how funny it is to fuck with people for no reason. Does it need to be on a billboard?

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/15 "2012-08-16T16:28:03Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> **Diamonds02** isn’t a troll, in my opinion. She/he/it(just a coincidence that the phrase abbreviates to “shit”, btw :D) is fishing for supporters. If people think the “pranks” are funny, then a revelation that the “friend” is really the OP will follow-if people think the “pranks” are idiotic, then the OP gives an opinion grudgingly supporting the general consensus. It’s lameass all the way.

That would be really funny if someone did that and the revelation really occurred. BRB.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/16 "2012-08-16T16:31:38Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> "Jolly _good_?? Why don’t you offer me an ice cold lemonade and a pillow for my ass, while you’re at it?
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> 😃

I furnish the heat gun and the putty knife of they want the pillow back. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tarwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@Tarwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarwater)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/17 "2012-08-16T16:33:03Z")

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Yes, **Diamonds02** is a troll. How this is not readily apparent to anybody with a functioning brain is lost on me.

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/18 "2012-08-16T17:11:12Z")

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Her objective in that last thread was to shine her (virtual) flashlight into our (virtual) windows to see what shit she could stir up.

She seems to have been successful.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/19 "2012-08-16T17:12:18Z")

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> [@Vita\_Beata](#):
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> My calculations show that there’s a very high probability that Diamonds02 is SenorBeef’s upstairs neighbor. She’s using his electricity to power a huge searchlight.

Ha!

But yeah, she’s a troll.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-diamonds02-a-troll/631674/20 "2012-08-16T17:15:40Z")

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I don’t think she’s so much a troll as… special. She’s our special girl.

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