# Is Drew Carey a straightdoper?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 30, 2007, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010 "2007-09-30T06:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/41 "2007-09-30T22:09:52Z")

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Look, the only celebs that really count nowadays are Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie. And they only way any of them would post or even LURK here was if it was part of a community service sentence. (Yes, for them it would be punishment.)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/42 "2007-09-30T22:16:09Z")

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[QUOTE=wolf\_meister]  
And Ms Eve Golden is listed in wikipedia:

> **[Eve Golden](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_Golden)**
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> Eve Golden is a biographer whose work focuses on American silent film, theater and early twentieth century actresses. She was born and raised near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Eve Golden is the author of seven theater and film biographies. 
> This article about a United States biographer is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by adding missing information.

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And if she married Jim Beaver, she’d be Eve Golden-Beaver 😃

Hey, don’t kick me! [She said it first.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7604801&postcount=15)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/43 "2007-10-01T02:15:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase]  
That term was made famous by That 70s Show, which started in 1998, long before the SDMB was well known.  
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We’re well-known now? Cool! 🆒

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/44 "2007-10-01T02:34:31Z")

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[QUOTE=GorillaMan]  
I’m Brian!  
[/QUOTE]  
I’m a lumberjack (not really).

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/45 "2007-10-01T02:41:45Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
Drew was a Marine, so you could winnow it down to a funny, libertarian, (ex) Marine on this board if such a Doper exists.  
[/QUOTE]

I’ve met **giantfreakinmarine** , and he isn’t Drew.

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**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/46 "2007-10-01T02:55:08Z")

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A year or two ago someone linked to a Drew Carey video and said it was the funniest thing ever. I watched it and it was, well not the funniest thng ever. I wonder…

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**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/47 "2007-10-01T02:57:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
Well, there are no funny conservatives here, so there goes that theory.  
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Actually, we’re very funny, you just don’t get our humor. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/48 "2007-10-01T03:33:10Z")

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[QUOTE=blondebear]  
I’m a lumberjack (not really).  
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But do you put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars anyway?

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/49 "2007-10-01T03:40:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Plan B]  
Actually, we’re very funny, you just don’t get our humor. 🙂  
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Yeah it seems like you guys are more into _practical jokes_. Which explains a lot of your candidates. 🙂

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/50 "2007-10-01T04:22:48Z")

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[QUOTE=wolf\_meister]  
I never realized the SDMB was awash in celebrity greatness.

Who might be the next celebrity to pop up?  
Clint Howard?  
God I hope not :eek:  
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I resent that.

Spartacus

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**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/51 "2007-10-01T04:53:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
Yeah, but it must be nice to hang out someplace where you’re assured of anonymity, even if it is a virtual place.

Oh, and if Angelie Jolie IS a member and thinking of adopting me, I must insist on breastfeeding.  
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omg, I just sneezed Monster out my nose. Thank you Straight Dope and **Sam** , no one else has ever made me do that.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/52 "2007-10-01T05:08:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
Yeah, but it must be nice to hang out someplace where you’re assured of anonymity, even if it is a virtual place.

Oh, and if Angelie Jolie IS a member and thinking of adopting me, I must insist on breastfeeding.  
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[Are you my new mama?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2gxUYL7hcU)

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/53 "2007-10-01T11:46:31Z")

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No, I don’t think he’s a member.

Drawing any conclusion about a person’s membership here because of something they said in real life is stupid. I think the reasons given in the OP are completely retarded. . .because he’s intelligent, and intelligent people hang out here? There’s about 5 things wrong with that statement.

The airplane/treadmill thing has been done to death, everywhere.

Furthermore, the 5000+ members (even include occasional guests) is an amazingly small number. I don’t think people get just how small that is. That’s the size of a small town in freakin’ northern Maine.

I’m actually surprised that someone the size of Jim Beaver ever even made it through here.

Jesus, if a guy showed up who said he filled in at keyboard at a Pat Benator concert once in 1982 because the real player got food poisoning, I’d be impressed.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/54 "2007-10-01T12:32:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Polycarp]  
Whose life is it anyway?  
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Don’t you mean “Whose _Line_ is it Anyway?”

The only time I’ve heard of this happening is when someone was kicking ass about all the negative reviews of the “RENT” movie in a theatre forum, and someone realized the poster in question was Anthony Rapp, one of the stars of the movie. It did not endure him to people to see him insulting everyone who didn’t like the movie.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/55 "2007-10-01T15:48:05Z")

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> think Penn Gillette is one of the skeptoid wanks on this board, ya know, dem Randiites.

I like Penn Gillette’s work but from what he’s written about himself, he seems to enjoy his celebrity status too much to want to be an anonymous poster here or anywhere else.

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> Jesus, if a guy showed up who said he filled in at keyboard at a Pat Benator concert once in 1982 because the real player got food poisoning, I’d be impressed.

Mike Rabon, of _The Five Americans_, was a regular poster here for a long time.

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> Don’t you mean “Whose Line is it Anyway?”

I think he was making a joke.

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> The only time I’ve heard of this happening is when someone was kicking ass about all the negative reviews of the “RENT” movie in a theatre forum, and someone realized the poster in question was Anthony Rapp, one of the stars of the movie. It did not endure him to people to see him insulting everyone who didn’t like the movie.

I once started a thread questioning whether a strip from Multiplex was making an anti-semitic joke. The strip’s writer, Gordon McAlpin, showed up to defend his work.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/56 "2007-10-01T15:56:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
Furthermore, the 5000+ members (even include occasional guests) is an amazingly small number. I don’t think people get just how small that is. That’s the size of a small town in freakin’ northern Maine.  
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There are 70,000 _registered members_. While I don’t doubt that the 5,000 regulars probably doesn’t include too many celebrities (hi Al!), I’d wager a good bit of money that a few of those 70,000 are famous folks who have registered, posted and let their membership lapse.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/57 "2007-10-01T17:17:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Justin\_Bailey]  
There are 70,000 _registered members_. While I don’t doubt that the 5,000 regulars probably doesn’t include too many celebrities (hi Al!), I’d wager a good bit of money that a few of those 70,000 are famous folks who have registered, posted and let their membership lapse.  
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Nah. 68,000 of them are socks who join up 680 times each and have to be chased away by frustrated mods screaming, get off my lawn you damn kids!

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/58 "2007-10-01T19:54:38Z")

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You’re all missing the important point: the plane WILL take off!

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/59 "2007-10-01T20:36:28Z")

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Okay, knowing that the man who played Mr. Ellsworth has posted here tickles me way more than it probably should.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-drew-carey-a-straightdoper/421010/60 "2007-10-01T20:46:21Z")

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I’ve been _mistaken_ for a celebrity a few times in recent years. Does that count??

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