# Is "Enterprise" relying on T' Pol's breasts to save the show a bad thing?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 14, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526 "2003-09-14T05:43:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/21 "2003-09-15T03:00:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by astro \*  
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> [You did an adequate job with the Vulcupressure last time Trip. Will you assist me again? I shall reciprocate.](http://www.realm-o-tigger.com/tbwc/jolene2/newpics/JB_newscan03.jpg)
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> [The Andorian slave keeper has stolen my clothing Captain.](http://www.realm-o-tigger.com/tbwc/jolene2/jolenemax02.jpg) \*\*

Oh…my…god…  
Thanks for that **astro** , I hadn’t see those two pictures in that size/quality before. You just made my day.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/22 "2003-09-15T03:04:13Z")

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Okay, the first pic is nice since you can’t see her face and all but can someone please tell me how the hell they can find her attractive in that second pic? Christ, she looks like she was caught head first in a rice picker or something.\*

\*A bowl of plomeek soup to the person to catch the reference. It’s an easy one, people.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/23 "2003-09-15T03:21:07Z")

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Reference to Spock’s ears from “City on the Edge Of Forever”.

I remember this, and I still juxapose my address numbers sometimes? Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/24 "2003-09-15T04:16:52Z")

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So how much do they show exactly? Anything beyond most other shows? If so, I might have to start tuning in…

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/25 "2003-09-15T04:23:07Z")

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So … what’s her cup size again?

(The pictures, and the most recent episode’s shots of her, make me think “D” – but I know Blalock is really really tiny so those might only be C-cup boobies.)

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/26 "2003-09-15T04:34:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aesiron \*  
> \*_Can someone please tell me how the hell they can find her attractive in that second pic? Christ, she looks like she was caught head first in a rice picker or something._ \*\*

By not looking at her head?

BTW any links to pictures of her in character??

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/27 "2003-09-15T04:39:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*So … what’s her cup size again?
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> (The pictures, and the most recent episode’s shots of her, make me think “D” – but I know Blalock is really really tiny so those might only be C-cup boobies.) \*\*

[You’re right, she’s the only one with giant Vulcan cha-cha heel boots and she’s barely as tall as Hoshi in work shoes](http://startrek.about.com/library/weekly/aa083001a.htm). The really odd thing is that Bakula is only 6 feet tall, and he’s noticably taller than the rest of the cast in this pic. They must be the tiniest Enterprise crew ever.

The pic above is from [this excellent series of high quality publicity still shots of the cast and crew.](http://startrek.about.com/library/weekly/aa083001.htm)

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/28 "2003-09-15T04:42:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AndrewT \*  
> \*\*By not looking at her head?
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> BTW any links to pictures of her in character?? \*\*

[Here is an excellent quality shot of her in character](http://startrek.about.com/library/weekly/aa083001i.htm) from the the site referenced in the last post.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/29 "2003-09-15T04:48:01Z")

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Looks like the hairdresser who last worked on Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell has their job back. Truly dreadful. 7 of 9 has it all over this one.

Thanks folks.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/30 "2003-09-15T05:01:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AndrewT \*  
> **7 of 9 has it all over this one.**

If that’s the case, we’d better wipe her off.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/31 "2003-09-15T05:32:57Z")

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I think they should rely less on T’Pol T and rely more on [Hoshi A](http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/lindapark/3big.jpg).

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/32 "2003-09-15T13:51:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> \*\*I think they should rely less on T’Pol T and rely more on [Hoshi A](http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/lindapark/3big.jpg). \*\*

Hoshi, Hoshi, Hoshi, you are such a BAD girl! Finish pulling down your panties and get ready for a spanking!

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/33 "2003-09-15T14:13:31Z")

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It’s not “T&A” without the “A”. I’m all for more shots of that luscious bottom on T’Pol. And wear the white “away suits” more often. And PAN DOWN!

sorry. . . .

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/34 "2003-09-15T16:11:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AndrewT \*  
> \*\*By not looking at her head?
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> BTW any links to pictures of her in character?? \*\*

Well, see, I’m a little strange… for the most part, I judge a woman’s beauty by her face and _then_ her body and since Jolene Blalock has a horrendously frightening face, I just don’t see how anyone could call her beautiful or even hot.

Sure, her _body_ is, but Blalock herself? Uh-uh.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/35 "2003-09-15T16:19:24Z")

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[Topless Hoshi](http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/Enterprise_Hoshi_sm.jpg)

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/36 "2003-09-15T16:26:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> \*\*I think they should rely less on T’Pol T and rely more on [Hoshi A](http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/lindapark/3big.jpg). \*\*

Hmmm … that picture looks a little funny. Is that Linda Park’s face pasted on top of another woman’s body, by any chance?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/37 "2003-09-15T16:27:10Z")

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Now _there’s_ a hottie. I’ve had that and the three FMH pics saved to my harddrive to a while now thanks to **Tars**. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/38 "2003-09-15T16:32:42Z")

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You and me at high noon tomorrow, **tracer**. I’ll bring the phaser-cutting phasers. No one insults Hoshi!

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/39 "2003-09-15T17:43:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*Hmmm … that picture looks a little funny. Is that Linda Park’s face pasted on top of another woman’s body, by any chance? \*\*

It does look a bit odd, bit it should be real as she did do a cheesecake layout for the magazine. [Here’s another Hoshi.](http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/lindapark/1big.jpg)

[And yet another!](http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/lindapark/2big.jpg)

She’s pretty tasty.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/40 "2003-09-15T17:48:35Z")

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Ahhhhh Hoshi.

That’s who should save the show.

If they really wanted T & A, all of the MACOs should have been hot babes. But it looks like they are sticking with only one MACO babe, who will make more appearances coming up. I dislike this MACO babe and T’Pol as well, only because they steal screen time from Hoshi.

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