# Is "Enterprise" relying on T' Pol's breasts to save the show a bad thing?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 14, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526 "2003-09-14T05:43:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/41 "2003-09-15T23:30:39Z")

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I want to see some Porthos cheesecake.  
Mmmm… doggie…

_I like it doggie style_  
What?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/42 "2003-09-16T03:52:04Z")

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As long as you don’t like it Phlox-style, it’s fine.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/43 "2003-09-16T05:40:02Z")

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Prepare to be ass-imilated …

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/44 "2003-09-16T05:43:18Z")

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> Is that Linda Park’s face pasted on top of another woman’s body, by any chance?

No, that’s Linda Park’s head attached to Linda Park’s scantily attired body. Which is a good thing.

Now I’m thinking about Linda Park’s scantily attired body attached to my body. Which would be a very good thing.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/45 "2003-09-16T13:41:54Z")

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Why am I suddenly remembering Dogbert saying, “You can take her for rides in the Space Shuttle you’ll never have either.”?

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/46 "2003-09-16T14:33:27Z")

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Not really a Blalock fan.

But being such a Flash fanboy I’m obligated to like any Asian woman named Linda Park.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/47 "2003-09-16T22:33:41Z")

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> If they really wanted T & A, all of the MACOs should have been hot babes. But it looks like they are sticking with only one MACO babe, who will make more appearances coming up. I dislike this MACO babe and T’Pol as well, only because they steal screen time from Hoshi.

The Fighting Pandas Brigade - an elite futuristic combat team of cloned Victoria Secrets models who fight nude inside their transparent force fields.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-enterprise-relying-on-t-pols-breasts-to-save-the-show-a-bad-thing/201526/48 "2003-09-16T23:55:15Z")

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Wasn’t that the basic premise behind _Charlie’s Angels_?

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