# Is everybody a porn star now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 31, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601 "2005-01-31T15:34:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601/21 "2005-02-01T18:22:52Z")

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> [@elmwood](#):
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> That’s because I took the page down at midnight. 😃

did it have the words “click here for my wang” on it?  
_bamf_

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**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601/22 "2005-02-01T18:40:08Z")

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On a discordian website that was part of a Microsoft ‘trading ring’, my member photo was deemed pornographic, and the administrator had to either take it down, or withdraw his site from membership in the ring. So, I’m not only a porn star, I’m a Microsoft Certified Porn Star.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601/23 "2005-02-01T18:41:58Z")

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I guess I’m a porn star. I’ve been in three of John Stagliano’s Buttman videos. Granted, they’re the ones from Nudes-a-Poppin’, so all I’m doing is being naked, but that counts, right?

And from the NaP experience, I have no doubt my nekkidness is all over this here internet. My ex told me he saw me on a pop-up ad. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601/24 "2005-02-01T18:53:58Z")

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I once was paid a nickel to show a nipple (I’m a guy, so no big deal) and was paid $13 to show my ass, but that was to my hockey team in the locker room.

So I don’t think I qualify as a porn star.

I have considered applying for paid, uh, gigs, but I’m not sure if I want anything permanently recorded and circulating on the net. Besides, it’d probably scare off any potential girlfriends, or at least any who had any sense.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-everybody-a-porn-star-now/287601/25 "2005-02-02T14:52:04Z")

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My friend linked me up to some “anorexic porn” the other day. True proof that anyone can model for a nekkid website. It was aggressively sickening.

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