Some random thoughts from a hardcore* football fan:
Football is the greatest sport of all because…
…You achieve good things through perseverance – building off of your own achievements. Only Baseball (and rugby? dunno about the rugby) has this trait in common, and it is to a far lesser degree. In all other sports, either you score or you don’t, and everything resets. There is no “We earned these 10 yards, and now continue on that much closer to the prize.”
…It is the hardest hitting sport. Rugby does not have nearly as spectacular hits, because if you took away NFL pads without changing the hits, there would be multiple deaths every week. Hockey fans often cite that Hockey players go faster and therefore hit harder. This is patently false. A proper Football hit will drive somebody into the dirt. Hockey allows hardly more than glancing blows. (And what glancing blows they are! Hockey rocks the house.) You can’t “wrap 'em up.”
…It involves the most dazzling array of human ability and grace. The most spectacular catches in the NFL are easily as mesmerizing as the most spectacular goals in Soccer or the greatest defensive efforts in Baseball. And the running is just as amazing and graceful, but is a completely different set of human abilities. Barry Sanders was mentioned, but you don’t even need to go to that extreme to see examples. Any good back will make your jaw drop a dozen times every season.
…It involves the second best mano et mano matchups in all of sports. (Basketball unquestionably holds top dog status here.) Wanna watch power on power Sumo style? Watch the trenches. How about Basketball style coverage and finesse? Check the receivers against d-backs. Or maybe the brutal tactics of Rugby? Running backs and linebackers engage in much of the rugby-style struggles. (There is no passing in rugby, right? I mean, the ball goes incomplete but is still live, taking away any priority of catching the ball. Kinda detracts from the skill level. Correct me if I am wrong.)
…It is an event. As the creater of football envisioned, football is to be played “on an autumn afternoon, to be concluded as the sun sets.” This happens with the vast majority of games, at the same time. While you are watching your team, virtually every other team in the league is playing, leading to exciting updates during the many stoppages.
…It involves the single most difficult position to play in all of sport. The quarterback must possess the ability to read a defense, throw the ball accurately, have faith in his offensive line that he won’t get killed, and the courage to step up and make the play when he’s about to get creamed.
…It is the most violent team sport. (Just compare injury reports an any given gameday as evidence.) Boxing was made more violent with the addition of gloves and rounds. Without gloves, punches were rare. Rounds rest the fighters so they can throw more punches. Similarly, the edge of rugby is lost by the lack of padding. (The lack of ears notwithstanding.) The edge of hockey is lost because of the stringent rules on who you can hit (only the guy with the puck) and how you can hit him.
…It is a true team game. With the different skill-sets and body-types required, no man is an island. (Donovan McNabb notwithstanding.)
…You can go from losing to winning as time runs out (unlike Hockey and Soccer) leading to dramatic finishes. (A tie is anti-climactic, to put it mildly.)
I honestly don’t know why soccer is such a big deal to the rest of the world. Slower than hockey with many of the same rules and without the hitting, it honestly reminds me of watching the old atari game Pong. I guess it’s popular because kids in poor areas can still play it, needing only a ball. I could make the argument that soccer is the McDonald’s of sport…sure it’s the most popular, but is it the best?
*Life is once again worth living, now that Football has returned.