I’m 56, and my urologist told me I’ll have fewer prostate problems if I have at least 2 or 3 ejaculations a week. I gather that’s pretty standard advice from urologists.
I’m guaranteed to have the most healthy prostate of any 35yo male out there then!
… But honey, it has nothing to do with how attractive you are… I’m just trying to protect my prostate health!
That’s what all those Fundamentalist Christians that hate masturbation need to do. Everyone knows that kids will always do the exact opposite of what you tell them, so if you tell them to go touch themselves…
R: Why do they call him “Machine Gun”?
C: Claims he holds the international record for jerking off.
R: When I was his age, I thought I held it.
C: Well, we all held it. I think he holds it more.
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Somehow I doubt your body would get too upset over you getting too much action. Unless you suffered some related consequence like an STD, of course. Then again, your body may just want more action in that case, so it can spread the disease, which it has probably by then been convinced is a Good Idea.
IME the biggest problem is that Mr. Friendly (no relation to Fred) likes to be in warm, wet places, and hands are not very good simulators of such. Back when I was, say, 12, I could probably hit it 15 times in a day and it would be pretty watery after about 9 or 10 times but would still be going strong. These days I can’t do it more than daily without getting dry and chafed. It’s even worse in a relatively dry climate, like the ones I’ve lived in the last 8 years.
Of course, all that can be solved with a sufficient supply of hand lotion.
I remember my Mother telling me “from the Bible - ‘It is better to cast thy seed into the belly of a whore than to cast it on the ground.’” She was deadset against masturbation. She also told me that it would make me blind. I can still see well and I am 76.
