# Is George W. Bush a Flaming Homo? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634 "2004-09-08T11:44:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/1 "2004-09-08T11:44:25Z")
Kitty Kelley [says so](http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=39&contentid=1532). She has a reputation for being mean, but she also has a reputation for being careful. There are further allegations that the \*\*\*Enquirer \*\*\*was getting ready to publish PICTURES :eek: , but then, wouldn’t you just know? Their offices were sealed DUE TO ANTHRAX. . . . Weren’t they the first place to get anthraxed? This all sounds very wackjob to me, but wouldn’t it be FUN if it were TRUE? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/2 "2004-09-08T11:49:26Z")
Sounds 100% grade-A bull, but yes. It would be hilariously fun to sit back and watch the fallout from the Christian Right. ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/3 "2004-09-08T11:51:07Z")
I’m going to start listening to the Black Israelites more often now. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Bubbington-Smythe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@Lord\_Bubbington-Smythe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Bubbington-Smythe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/4 "2004-09-08T12:03:17Z")
Man, I’d strangle a marmot for that to be true. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/5 "2004-09-08T12:06:27Z")
Thanks. Now the current _New Yorker_’s “Shouts and Murmurs” column makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/6 "2004-09-08T12:06:49Z")
> [@Lord Bubbington-Smythe](#): > > Man, I’d strangle a marmot for that to be true. Is that what the kids call it now ? Seriously, there’s a bunch of mental images I need to stop _before_ they enter my brain. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/7 "2004-09-08T12:08:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Skolnick began the discussion severel years ago as a story about “The Pedophile/Homosexual Underground”. [www.skolnicksreport.com](http://www.skolnicksreport.com) “Overthrow of the American Republic”, Part 24. Ahhh yes, the trustworthy “Conspiracy Planet” folks, who can’t even be bothered to run a spell-check before unleashing their particular brand of bullshit. And, gosh, I though lumping pedophiles in with homosexuals was a right wing specialty. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/8 "2004-09-08T12:13:44Z")
Sure, some people are all gay and giddy at the prospect, but this whole matter seems pretty queer to me. One would think that the Left is all fagged out from their efforts fabricating stories about Dubya, but then we get this fairy tale. I have been hearing about this book for a while. Given how over the top it seems, how much do people want to bet it helps GW? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/9 "2004-09-08T12:15:58Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > And, gosh, I though lumping pedophiles in with homosexuals was a right wing specialty. :rolleyes: Wait – Bush is a pedophile too? Alert the media! (While I have my own set of conspiracy theories about what nefarious activities Bush and company get up to, I don’t even want to THINK about what they do sex-wise. Excuse me, but I have to go bleach my brain now.) ---
**Author:** ![Aldebaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Aldebaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aldebaran)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/10 "2004-09-08T13:33:00Z")
In my opinion everyone who links phedophilia to homosexuality as if that is only a normal confirmaiton of normal standard behaviour gives already enough impression of his/her absolute idiocy. Furthermore it should be in the so called “democratic” and “open” and “secular” US society be utterly irrelevant if yes or no a politician is hetero- or homosexual or bisexual. In my opinion you should reflect on that and come to the obvious conclusions about that so called demorcratic open secular society. The election circus is on the road once again with its mud slinging, degrading and utterly hypocritical race for having the Best Selling Capitalistic Product to be installed in the White House. It would not bother me one second if that Product didn’t have his finger on buttons that are able to destroy the world. You could have all the clowns you ever liked to be sold to you, nobody outside the US would care one bit. Yet since these clowns - and these days especially the one currently occupying the White House - threaten the whole world and my region especially, I do have to care more then a bit and I am most certainly not alone in this. Salaam. A ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/11 "2004-09-08T14:06:10Z")
Good lord, I hope not. I would hate to think of him getting new support from the fine upstanding, politically-active voting homosexuals of this country. Not that I think they’d just blindly support him out of “One of Us” loyalty, but if it earns him just one more vote, I’d weep. I suppose it would have comedy potential when one considers that particular crowd of Christians who both hold Bush up as a fine moral example of God-fearing Christian leadership and also think homosexuality is depraved, but I find their latter view so abhorrent that I’d feel guilty for feeling amused. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Bubbington-Smythe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@Lord\_Bubbington-Smythe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Bubbington-Smythe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/12 "2004-09-08T14:10:00Z")
I find myself almost entirely agreeing with **Aldebaran** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/13 "2004-09-08T14:15:10Z")
OMG, I too have ‘cohabited’ with tons of women and even a couple of men!! To an unsuspecting world we were “roommates”, “sharing” an apartment to “save money”, but now I see anybody could decide thirty years later that there was tons of hot girl-on-girl action going on!! I am doomed. And I can’t even remember sleeping with any of them, so I feel ripped off too. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/14 "2004-09-08T14:16:45Z")
From the, um, cite: > [@](#): > > Bush and Ashe are both members of the satanic cult, “Skull & Bones”, headquartered in a windowless building,called “The Tomb” on the campus of Yale University. Part of the initiation procedure is for the new proposed member to divulge his entire sexual history, to several other Bonesmen, so that when he is shoved up into high office, government, finance, etc., he can be blackmailed into silence.The new member has to cavort, au naturel, sometimes more than once, with another Bonesman in a double-size coffin filled with mud. > > An older Bonesman member has to also participate in such proceedings. This was done by John F. Kerry slightly older than George W. Bush. > > As mentioned in our stories and talk shows, the secret pictures of this, reportedly ended up in the possession of the picture editor of a group of magazines run by American Media, Inc., AMI, headquartered in Boca Raton, Florida. That editor was Bob Stevens. Being of near-sighted vision, he took off his glasses and he opened up an envelope addressed to him, holding it close up to his face, breathing thus in spores of anthrax, from which he soon thereafter died. I think I’ll reserve believing any of this until World Net Daily and Art Bell have weighed in. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/15 "2004-09-08T14:19:53Z")
Maybe Bush is just waiting for Oct 11,[National Coming Out Day.](http://www.hrc.org/Content/NavigationMenu/Coming_Out/Get_Informed4/National_Coming_Out_Day/Index.htm) OR, it could be gracious of him not to steal [Schrock’s](http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5926847/) thunder. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/16 "2004-09-08T14:26:55Z")
As long as you’re wishing, **lissener** , would you like a pony too? ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/17 "2004-09-08T14:26:51Z")
Well, there is that law suit down here in Texas against GWB for homosexually ‘assaulting’ some poor fellow. I assumed it was the result of an overly fevered imagination. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/18 "2004-09-08T14:29:45Z")
Conspiracy theories aside, I’ve seen pics of Dubya in uniform circa 1968, and I’d totally have hit some of that. Regardless of his faults, Dubya was one fine piece of ass back in the day. ---
**Author:** ![Aldebaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Aldebaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aldebaran)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/19 "2004-09-08T14:40:27Z")
Reading the last post of Liberal form the “cite”, I come to regret to have chosen the wrong studyfield. I could, while reading that quote, almost physically breath the delicious plot for a novel with slowly building up tension leading to a horrific climax. Throw in a few Arabs who unrecognized for being Arab also become a member of the Skulls & Bones, while there is also one who is known to be Arab yet can’t be prevented for being a member because of the fact that his money is not where his home is, but in the USA, and it can become at least a trilogy. I think I’m going to start writing the first chapter. I’m choosing myself as the leading character… Maybe I should inform Mehitabel about this so that she can focus on a few other fantasies about who I am, where I am, what I do, etc… Salaam. A ---
**Author:** ![Hooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc29f/32.png) [@Hooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hooch)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/20 "2004-09-08T14:49:54Z")
Talk about grasping for straws. What a bunch of yahoo’s. And it isn’t just the left wing idiots that do this. The right wing dick jellies are just as guilty of slander. People actually hope for bad things to happen to someone just because it would fit their political agenda of seeing that person fall. Is it possible to just once in your petty fucking lives to hope for good things if for nothing else then the good of your country and humanity? Yeah, sure I’ll give up $15 to join a board of fuckheads like you people… oops, I’m in Arkansas, I meant to say “y’all”, not you people. Fighting ignorance my ass. I’ve read this board for quite a few years. It has gone from fighting to ignorance to harboring ignorance since it became a pay site. Well, hey, good luck with all that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634.md?page=2)