# Is George W. Bush a Flaming Homo? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634 "2004-09-08T11:44:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/61 "2004-09-09T10:35:24Z")
And before I get beat to it… WHOOSH ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/62 "2004-09-09T13:18:50Z")
> [@Hooch](#): > > Fighting ignorance my ass. I’ve read this board for quite a few years. It has gone from fighting to ignorance to harboring ignorance since it became a pay site. Well, hey, good luck with all that. Oh, now, now, let’s put a cool washcloth to your forehead. Take some deep breaths. The threads in the Pit for a good reason. I don’t see anyone taking this too seriously. If you’re so uptight about how the board is or isn’t “fighting ignorance” wander over to GD and GQ and get your faith in humanity restored again. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/63 "2004-09-09T13:41:24Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Um, I hate to ruin a joke by explaining it, but it all started with the 9/11 Commission’s 5 to 7 minutes. Michael Moore had settled on the maximum estimate of 7. Snakespirit increased it to 8. I made it 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Picture it as copy for Jon Stewart. Uh . . . sure . . . if by that you mean the Alternate Universe Jon Stewart, who is–judging from the copy you offer–about as funny as fermented spit. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/64 "2004-09-09T13:55:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > That’s a really…um, “interesting” website you got there. And to think that for years Chicago had Sherman all to ourselves. Thanks to the internet the whole world can have him. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/65 "2004-09-09T17:23:34Z")
Does Fred Phelps know about this? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/66 "2004-09-09T17:35:21Z")
Dude, Fred Phelps is the correspondent. ---
**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/67 "2004-09-09T23:49:30Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Um, I hate to ruin a joke by explaining it, but it all started with the 9/11 Commission’s 5 to 7 minutes. Michael Moore had settled on the maximum estimate of 7. Snakespirit increased it to 8. I made it 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Picture it as copy for Jon Stewart. High 5! (pun intended) you= 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/68 "2004-09-10T00:11:13Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > Ah, my number one fan. > > Go fig. You’re as deluded in your perception of reality as you are in the coherency of your posts. I now return you to your regularly scheduled bridge, already in progress. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/69 "2004-09-10T02:22:12Z")
Sorry, folks. It’s been like this since I refused to send a signed photograph. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/70 "2004-09-10T03:21:04Z")
I have to agree with Equipoise. Other than the fact that I already dislike GW, it would be irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/71 "2004-09-10T16:03:02Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Does that mean Dick Cheney is his bitch? Oh, no no no. George would _definitely_ be the _uke_ in that pairing. OMGtheirloveissoNEOCONSERVATIVE!!!11one ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/72 "2004-09-10T23:29:48Z")
George is _most definitely_ a bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/73 "2004-09-10T23:33:51Z")
> [@Lord Bubbington-Smythe](#): > > Man, I’d strangle a marmot for that to be true. Every time you strangle a marmot, God masturbates. I’m pretty sure it’s something like that anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/74 "2004-09-11T01:16:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Kitty Kelley says so. > > She has a reputation for being mean, but **she also has a reputation for being careful.** I’m sorry… Is it “opposite day”? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/75 "2004-09-11T01:23:31Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Every time you strangle a marmot, God masturbates. I’m pretty sure it’s something like that anyway. Well, if you accept the proposition that God is the Universe, and that the Universe is pretty much fucked … That was truly hilarious, Mangey! Laughed my donkey off when I read that! ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634/76 "2004-09-11T01:36:14Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I take it you’ve been lurking a while? A more logical answer presents itself… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-george-w-bush-a-flaming-homo/263634.md?page=3)