# Is Giraffe on vacation? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 23, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794 "2005-07-23T14:01:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/41 "2005-07-25T15:37:52Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I’ve lost track - are we sucking up to **Giraffe** , or flaming him? > > Regards, > Shodan I think sucking up the flames currently. soon to be fucking up the same. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/42 "2005-07-25T15:45:34Z")
**Shodan** , It is a nuanced thing. We (well, at least the me part of we (you know, the important part)) are complaining that of late the Pit seems to have been overrun by encounter sessions and group therapy. As Giraffe had been keeping this sort of thing in control, we (again, me) are wondering where he is (so there is a “why can’t the other mods do their job in this forum as well?” element). Also, apparently it is all none of my damn business for some random reason. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/43 "2005-07-25T16:43:24Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > **Shodan** , It is a nuanced thing. We (well, at least the me part of we (you know, the important part)) are complaining that of late the Pit seems to have been overrun by encounter sessions and group therapy. As Giraffe had been keeping this sort of thing in control, we (again, me) are wondering where he is (so there is a “why can’t the other mods do their job in this forum as well?” element). > > Also, apparently it is all none of my damn business for some random reason. In that case, [ul][li]I feel your pain [_]get fucked, you nauseating collector of Lord Voldemort’s smegma [_]I like pie.[/ul][/li] Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/44 "2005-07-25T17:19:40Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > In that case, [ul]… [li]get fucked, you nauseating collector of Lord Voldemort’s smegma [\*]…[/ul][/li] > Regards, > Shodan See, now that just hurts my feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings. I like things fluffy and rainbow covered with unicorns and teddy bears because unlike some people I have a fucking heart, goddamn it! I need cyber hugs and herbal tea! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/45 "2005-07-25T17:50:11Z")
Take that herbal tea and shove it up your ass! Because an herbal colonic is SO refreshing. {{{{Binary’s colon}}}} (Hard to tell what side I’m on, even for me.) ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/46 "2005-07-26T04:21:20Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > (Hard to tell what side I’m on, even for me.) You’re on your left side, dear. Your digestive system works so much better that way. {{{{{ **NCB** ’s Digestive System}}}} I’m not on anyone’s side. Although I was just on my daughter’s ass about getting to bed. So why can’t the kids know about the Modus in Abstentia? Everyone will immediately misbehave? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794/47 "2005-07-26T04:27:20Z")
> [@Salem](#): > > Although I was just on my daughter’s ass about getting to bed. :eek: There are websites for people like you. [wink] ;j [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-giraffe-on-vacation/313794.md?page=2)