# Is he a Proctor or Proctologist? More lame signs seen this month.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-a-proctor-or-proctologist-more-lame-signs-seen-this-month/547305>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 20, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-a-proctor-or-proctologist-more-lame-signs-seen-this-month/547305 "2010-07-20T01:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-a-proctor-or-proctologist-more-lame-signs-seen-this-month/547305/1 "2010-07-20T01:24:11Z")

</div>

This sign was up for weeks in front of a church, and was finally gone last Friday.

> [@](#):
>
> Free spiritual enemas every Sunday.

What’s your sighting?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-a-proctor-or-proctologist-more-lame-signs-seen-this-month/547305/2 "2010-07-20T01:29:20Z")

</div>

Not a sign but for I’ve wondered for awhile if the people who created [this album cover](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=folie+a+deux+album+cover&gbv=2&aq=2&aqi=g5&aql=&oq=folie+a+&gs_rfai=) had heard of 4chan.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-a-proctor-or-proctologist-more-lame-signs-seen-this-month/547305/3 "2010-07-20T04:43:39Z")

</div>

I drove past the back side of a strip mall, where the stores and restaurants had condensed versions of their signs displayed in the same font, and some of them were literally up against each other, so that passers-by saw “Mexican Food Cleaners.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-a-proctor-or-proctologist-more-lame-signs-seen-this-month/547305/4 "2010-07-20T05:18:47Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> German Chocolate Fudge Butter Burger

Culver’s sign on Monday.