# Is he an action star?

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**Created:** [June 28, 2019, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206 "2019-06-28T07:03:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![FlikTheBlue](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fliktheblue/32/10972_2.png) [@FlikTheBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlikTheBlue)\
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I’ve voted. Here’s how I made my decisions. I went with what I primarily know the actor for, and whether or not I consider there main body of work to be action. I didn’t rule someone out just because they’ve done work that isn’t action. I also tended to not consider sci-fi roles as action. Here are my comments on some of the names listed.

I didn’t include Shatner as an action star because I don’t consider Captain Kirk an action role.

Jim Belushi was a bit of a head scratcher. Maybe I just missed one of his action roles, but I tend to think of him as a comedy star rather than an action star. Seeing him on the list seemed out of place.

Peter Weller is another interesting case. I would have thought more people would list him as an action star. I’m only familiar with him for his role as Robocop, but I’m guessing based on the poll results so far (and without looking him up) that he must have some well known non-action roles.

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**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/22 "2019-06-28T21:19:07Z")

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> [@FlikTheBlue](#):
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> Peter Weller is another interesting case. I would have thought more people would list him as an action star. I’m only familiar with him for his role as Robocop, but I’m guessing based on the poll results so far (and without looking him up) that he must have some well known non-action roles.

I mostly associate him with _Screamers_, completely forgot he was the Robocop :o. But while all three movies feature shooty bang bang I wouldn’t say they’re really action films - \*RoboCop \*is a grim cyberpunk satire, \*Screamers \*is a grim post-apocalyptic road trip. Neither are the kind of popcorn, put-your-brain-on-a-shelf-and-enjoy stuff that Bruce Lee or Bruce Willis did.

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**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/23 "2019-06-28T21:42:23Z")

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I think Dave Bautista is the only guy I mentally disqualified based on the “star” part rather than the “action” part. He’s more talented that JCVD or Steven Segal, though so I imagine I’ll end up thinking of him as an action star by the end of his acting career, if he continues to get roles.

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**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/24 "2019-06-28T22:22:22Z")

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I know who all of them are. I don’t see the point of adding that option, it just makes the results needlessly complicated. All I selected were those I thought were action stars.

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**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/25 "2019-06-28T22:30:43Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> I know who all of them are. I don’t see the point of adding that option, it just makes the results needlessly complicated. All I selected were those I thought were action stars.

If 50 people respond, but only 5 know who Chow Yun-Fat is (and they all think that he’s an action star), then Chow Yun-Fat will get 5 responses and Arnold Schwarzeneggar will get 50. 100% of people will think that they’re both action stars.

If I don’t know how many people know a person, then I can’t tell the difference between a non-action star and a person who just isn’t commonly known (because they’re famous in a different marketplace or in a previous era or whatever).

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/26 "2019-06-29T01:44:30Z")

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Whew! Quite a list, but I went through the whole damn thing. The key word for a lot of those guys would be “was,” not “is.”

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/27 "2019-06-29T04:53:05Z")

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Is Ben Affleck really the most recognized actor in the world? Or is this just an artifact of the way the list is arranged?

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/28 "2019-06-29T05:34:10Z")

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I would not touch this list with my 10-foot pole.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/29 "2019-06-29T05:51:28Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Is Ben Affleck really the most recognized actor in the world? Or is this just an artifact of the way the list is arranged?

Well, as of this writing 49 people know who Ben Affleck is and 46 people know who John Wayne is.

Since I refuse to believe anybody with a pulse doesn’t know who John Wayne is even if they might not have seen him in any movie, we can infer that at least 3 people quit the poll midway through (more if anybody didn’t know who Ben Affleck is, but c’mon, who doesn’t ? Do we have posters who have been stuck in an iron lung for the past 20 years ?)

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/30 "2019-06-29T06:11:23Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> He’s a star…the “action” star qualifier is a limiter, not just an acknowledgement that has has the ability to play “action” roles.

Yeah, I really only flagged a relative handful of these as “action stars” since I limit that category to people who only or _virtually_ only do actions roles. Keanu Reeves has done a ton of action roles, but no way I can consider him an “action star” - his portfolio is just too diverse.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/31 "2019-06-29T13:05:00Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Well, as of this writing 49 people know who Ben Affleck is and 46 people know who John Wayne is.
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> Since I refuse to believe anybody with a pulse doesn’t know who John Wayne is even if they might not have seen him in any movie, we can infer that at least 3 people quit the poll midway through (more if anybody didn’t know who Ben Affleck is, but c’mon, who doesn’t ? Do we have posters who have been stuck in an iron lung for the past 20 years ?)

Yep, I think it’s people quitting the poll early. You need to be a poll-taking version of an action star to do it all!

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/32 "2019-06-29T21:25:16Z")

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I somehow accidentally skipped Stallone, making the list, but I feel comfortable claiming that he would have won a spot if he had been there, based on the current results so I’ll be including him in the results.

To determine the results, I will calculate the current scores as voted by you all, but also a version with two extra null votes. This is a cheap and easy way to get some form of confidence rating, given that we don’t have the same number of responses for each candidate. The “two null” version orders people by how confident we are in their action starness.

In cases where there are more “star” voters than “knows” voters, I am increasing the “knows” to the number of “star” votes for that actor.

Here are the results (normal):

Jackie Chan 100  
Vin Diesel 100  
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson 100  
Bruce Lee 100  
Jet Li 100  
Dolph Lundgren 100  
Chuck Norris 100  
Arnold Schwarzenegger 100  
Steven Seagal 100  
Jean-Claude Van Damme 100  
Jason Statham 97.619047619  
Chow Yun-fat 89.4736842105  
Bruce Willis 86  
Charles Bronson 84.6153846154  
Tony Jaa 83.3333333333  
Wesley Snipes 83.3333333333  
Dave Bautista 82.3529411765  
Jason Momoa 73.8095238095  
Mr. T 70.5882352941  
Tom Cruise 62.7450980392  
Danny Trejo 60.9756097561  
Clint Eastwood 60.7843137255  
Chris Hemsworth 59.0909090909  
Chris Evans 58.5365853659  
Keanu Reeves 56.862745098  
John Wayne 56  
Harrison Ford 50  
Jeremy Renner 50  
Lou Ferrigno 48.8888888889  
Mel Gibson 47.0588235294  
Liam Neeson 45.8333333333  
Burt Reynolds 42  
Steve McQueen 41.3043478261  
Jean Reno 40.625  
Hugh Jackman 40  
Bruce Campbell 39.5348837209  
Gerard Butler 39.4736842105  
Sean Connery 36.5384615385  
Ving Rhames 36.3636363636  
Lee Majors 36.3636363636  
Kurt Russell 36  
Ryan Reynolds 33.3333333333  
Mark Wahlberg 32.6530612245  
Samuel L. Jackson 32  
Will Smith 31.3725490196  
Chris Pratt 30.2325581395  
Pierce Brosnan 29.4117647059  
Antonio Banderas 28  
Robert Downey Jr. 27.4509803922  
Idris Elba 27.2727272727  
Christopher Lambert 27.027027027  
Nicolas Cage 25  
Chris Pine 23.6842105263  
Timothy Dalton 23.4042553191  
Ron Perlman 23.2558139535  
Christian Bale 22.9166666667  
Danny Glover 22.9166666667  
Kiefer Sutherland 22.9166666667  
Roy Rogers 21.7391304348  
Adam West 20.4081632653  
Russell Crowe 20  
Tom Hardy 20  
Denzel Washington 19.6078431373  
Tom Selleck 19.2307692308  
Ben Affleck 18.8679245283  
Mark Ruffalo 18.1818181818  
Nathan Fillion 16.2790697674  
Sean Bean 14.2857142857  
Brad Pitt 14.2857142857  
Burt Lancaster 12.8205128205  
Mickey Rourke 11.6279069767  
Clive Owen 11.1111111111  
Peter Weller 10  
John Travolta 9.8039215686  
Cary Elwes 9.5238095238  
Johnny Depp 7.6923076923  
William Shatner 7.6923076923  
Michael Keaton 6  
Tom Berenger 5.7142857143  
Edward Norton 4.2553191489  
Owen Wilson 4.1666666667  
John Malkovich 4.0816326531  
Jeff Bridges 3.9215686275  
Eddie Murphy 3.8461538462  
Jim Belushi 2

With two null votes:

Steven Seagal 96.4285714286  
Jackie Chan 96.3636363636  
Chuck Norris 96.3636363636  
Arnold Schwarzenegger 96.3636363636  
Jean-Claude Van Damme 96.3636363636  
Vin Diesel 96.2962962963  
Bruce Lee 96.2962962963  
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson 96.1538461538  
Jet Li 96.0784313725  
Dolph Lundgren 95.8333333333  
Jason Statham 93.1818181818  
Chow Yun-fat 85  
Bruce Willis 82.6923076923  
Charles Bronson 81.4814814815  
Wesley Snipes 80  
Dave Bautista 77.7777777778  
Tony Jaa 75  
Jason Momoa 70.4545454545  
Mr. T 67.9245283019  
Tom Cruise 60.3773584906  
Clint Eastwood 58.4905660377  
Danny Trejo 58.1395348837  
Chris Hemsworth 56.5217391304  
Chris Evans 55.8139534884  
Keanu Reeves 54.7169811321  
John Wayne 53.8461538462  
Harrison Ford 48.1481481481  
Jeremy Renner 47.7272727273  
Lou Ferrigno 46.8085106383  
Mel Gibson 45.2830188679  
Liam Neeson 44  
Burt Reynolds 40.3846153846  
Steve McQueen 39.5833333333  
Hugh Jackman 38.4615384615  
Jean Reno 38.2352941176  
Bruce Campbell 37.7777777778  
Gerard Butler 37.5  
Sean Connery 35.1851851852  
Ving Rhames 34.7826086957  
Lee Majors 34.7826086957  
Kurt Russell 34.6153846154  
Ryan Reynolds 31.8181818182  
Mark Wahlberg 31.3725490196  
Samuel L. Jackson 30.7692307692  
Will Smith 30.1886792453  
Chris Pratt 28.8888888889  
Pierce Brosnan 28.3018867925  
Antonio Banderas 26.9230769231  
Robert Downey Jr. 26.4150943396  
Idris Elba 26.0869565217  
Christopher Lambert 25.641025641  
Nicolas Cage 24.0740740741  
Chris Pine 22.5  
Timothy Dalton 22.4489795918  
Ron Perlman 22.2222222222  
Christian Bale 22  
Danny Glover 22  
Kiefer Sutherland 22  
Roy Rogers 20.8333333333  
Adam West 19.6078431373  
Russell Crowe 19.2307692308  
Tom Hardy 18.9189189189  
Denzel Washington 18.8679245283  
Tom Selleck 18.5185185185  
Ben Affleck 18.1818181818  
Mark Ruffalo 17.3913043478  
Nathan Fillion 15.5555555556  
Brad Pitt 13.7254901961  
Sean Bean 13.6363636364  
Burt Lancaster 12.1951219512  
Mickey Rourke 11.1111111111  
Clive Owen 10.5263157895  
Peter Weller 9.5238095238  
John Travolta 9.4339622642  
Cary Elwes 9.0909090909  
Johnny Depp 7.4074074074  
William Shatner 7.4074074074  
Michael Keaton 5.7692307692  
Tom Berenger 5.4054054054  
Edward Norton 4.0816326531  
Owen Wilson 4  
John Malkovich 3.9215686275  
Jeff Bridges 3.7735849057  
Eddie Murphy 3.7037037037  
Jim Belushi 1.9230769231

To also try and incorporate popularity into the mix, I have also calculated a popularity value for each actor. This is simply the number of “knows” divided by the highest response value in the set (“knows” or “star”).

This below table is ordered according to the square root of (the square of the value in the first table above plus the square of the popularity). That is, it’s the length of the hypotenuse of the popularity and the star vote.

I believe that this would be a modern SDMBer’s approximate view of the rankings of everyone.

With popularity included (Green \>= 137, Olive \>= 120, Orange \>= 100, Red \>= 95):

Arnold Schwarzenegger  
Sylvester Stallone (POSITED)  
Jackie Chan  
Bruce Lee  
Chuck Norris  
Steven Seagal  
Vin Diesel  
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson  
Jean-Claude Van Damme  
Jet Li  
Dolph Lundgren  
Charles Bronson  
Bruce Willis  
Jason Statham  
Wesley Snipes  
Mr. T  
Chow Yun-fat  
Tom Cruise  
Clint Eastwood  
Keanu Reeves  
Harrison Ford  
John Wayne  
Jason Momoa  
Mel Gibson  
Dave Bautista  
Sean Connery  
Burt Reynolds  
Hugh Jackman  
Chris Hemsworth  
Liam Neeson  
Ben Affleck  
Will Smith  
Nicolas Cage  
Kurt Russell  
Pierce Brosnan  
Robert Downey Jr.  
Tom Selleck  
Samuel L. Jackson  
Danny Trejo  
Antonio Banderas  
Lou Ferrigno  
Johnny Depp  
William Shatner  
Denzel Washington  
Mark Wahlberg  
Eddie Murphy  
Chris Evans  
John Travolta  
Russell Crowe  
Steve McQueen  
Jeff Bridges  
Adam West  
Michael Keaton  
Jim Belushi  
Jeremy Renner  
Brad Pitt  
Christian Bale  
Danny Glover  
Kiefer Sutherland  
John Malkovich  
Timothy Dalton  
Tony Jaa  
Ving Rhames  
Lee Majors  
Owen Wilson  
Bruce Campbell  
Roy Rogers  
Edward Norton  
Idris Elba  
Chris Pratt  
Ryan Reynolds  
Mark Ruffalo  
Ron Perlman  
Nathan Fillion  
Gerard Butler  
Mickey Rourke  
Sean Bean  
Cary Elwes  
Peter Weller  
Chris Pine  
Christopher Lambert  
Burt Lancaster  
Jean Reno  
Tom Hardy  
Clive Owen  
Tom Berenger

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Yeah, I really only flagged a relative handful of these as “action stars” since I limit that category to people who only or _virtually_ only do actions roles. Keanu Reeves has done a ton of action roles, but no way I can consider him an “action star” - his portfolio is just too diverse.

That’s like saying that Gene Kelly wasn’t a dancer because he was also in _Inherit the Wind,_ or the Robin Williams wasn’t a comedic actor because of _Awakenings_.

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Okay, who’s the one person who knows who Jackie Chan is but doesn’t think he’s an action star? 😕

Clearly someone unfamiliar with his _true_ life’s passion, hosting poetry slams.

I’ll see all of you at Chanslam 2020 in Santa Fe.

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Well, as of this writing 49 people know who Ben Affleck is and 46 people know who John Wayne is.
> 
> Since I refuse to believe anybody with a pulse doesn’t know who John Wayne is even if they might not have seen him in any movie, we can infer that at least 3 people quit the poll midway through (more if anybody didn’t know who Ben Affleck is, but c’mon, who doesn’t ? Do we have posters who have been stuck in an iron lung for the past 20 years ?)

Maybe Brendan Fraser posts here?

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**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/36 "2019-06-30T00:23:14Z")

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It would be helpful if it was clearer whether it was meant that they are only, or primarily action stars, or whether it’s just yes, they qualify as that, possibly among other things. I found myself happily quantifying John Wayne as an action star, Westerns being the action movies of their time. Likewise I’ve seen Brad Pitt do some dramatic work, but in my head he’s an action star. But Chow Yun-Fat, I simply can not bring myself to limit him in that way.

So yeah, my definition skipped about a bit. . .

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Likewise I’ve seen Brad Pitt do some dramatic work, but in my head he’s an action star…

He is?

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**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-he-an-action-star/836206/38 "2019-06-30T06:02:18Z")

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Why is Dustin Hoffman not on the list? He even reportedly thought of himself as an action star when he jumped from a hovering helicopter onto a ship in _Outbreak_ (1995).

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I love this! You have basically invented a logical rating system for action stars, and the results look exactly right.

I like how Harrison Ford is exactly at 50. That seems about right. And in the weighted list, just about everyone seems to be right about where they should be to me. Cool.

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I know everyone on the list, so I skipped the “I know” part, and voted only on who I believe is an action star, and, yes, Tom Mapother is definitely one.

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