# Is high spirited breast flashing becoming a socially acceptable form of expression?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 3, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044 "2004-08-03T00:22:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/41 "2004-08-04T13:14:35Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Get your fluid levels checked. I’m a hormonal 48 year old who will drop what he’s doing to watch his wife disrobe for bed.

I agree with this very, very strongly. Very strongly indeed.

I will also drop whatever I am doing to watch **CalMeacham** ’s wife disrobe for bed.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/42 "2004-08-04T13:29:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I will also drop whatever I am doing to watch CalMeacham’s wife disrobe for bed.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

I’m not sure you’d get the chance. **Pepper Mill** is picky about whom she reveals her charms to.

I’m sure that she’d be flattered by your interest, though.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/43 "2004-08-04T13:37:47Z")

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> [@The Asbestos Mango](#):
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> Ya’ know what I think?
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> I think that we should all just go about in the bare minimum of cloth it takes to protect the delicate flesh of the nether regions of our personal universes (unless, of course, you live in chilly climes, in which case the near-nudity would be confined to indoors, or to the summertime).
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> After a generation or two, the sight of a pair of shapely breasts (or buttocks, for that matter) would be no more exciting to your average male than the sight of a hand or foot.
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> When this happens, there will no longer be any need for discussion of whether high-spirited breast flashing has become a socially acceptable form of behavior.
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> The truly daring among us will then . . .\<SNIP\>

The truly daring among us will then wear a pair of shorts designed so that the labia majora (technical term: meat curtains) droop over the sides of a piece of thread running down the center.

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**Author:** ![Fox\_Paws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/85e7bf/32.png) [@Fox\_Paws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_Paws)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/44 "2004-08-04T14:16:31Z")

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> Is high spirited breast flashing becoming a socially acceptable form of expression?

I wish! I went canoeing this weekend on a river known for its party atmosphere, and deep down inside (deep, DEEP down, where my wife couldn’t see it) I secretly hoped to see a little HSBF. No such luck. You know what I got instead?

Some dude receiving the “bidet treatment” – which consisted of him pulling down his pants and another guy using a water gun to cleanse his cheeks of sticky turd remnants that were left behind because he had crapped on the shore but he didn’t have any toilet paper.

All the pert and pertty boobies remained covered. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/45 "2004-08-04T14:26:48Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I’m not sure you’d get the chance. **Pepper Mill** is picky about whom she reveals her charms to.
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> I’m sure that she’d be flattered by your interest, though.

Then why does she keep closing the curtains and calling the police?  
😉  
Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/46 "2004-08-04T18:57:45Z")

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> [@AngelicGemma](#):
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> If breast flashing is supposed to be the norm now, then I’m definitely hanging out in the wrong clubs.

heh heh… “hanging out…”

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**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/47 "2004-08-04T19:12:19Z")

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> [@Fox Paws](#):
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> I wish! I went canoeing this weekend on a river known for its party atmosphere, […]
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> All the pert and pertty boobies remained covered. Dammit.

The next time you go bring a camera along and take pictures. It does not matter if you have film. Unless, of course you have a need to share proof with anyone. It is a bit like trying to photoraph lightning, though. 😉

\<Uh, I’ve heard\>

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**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/48 "2004-08-04T19:13:02Z")

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> [@Trunk](#):
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> The truly daring among us will then wear a pair of shorts designed so that the labia majora (technical term: meat curtains) droop over the sides of a piece of thread running down the center.

That sounds extremely uncomfortable.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/49 "2004-08-04T19:45:43Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Then why does she keep closing the curtains and calling the police?

Uh, **Shodan,** that happens _everywhere_ you go. Hadn’t you noticed?

😉

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/50 "2004-08-04T20:43:59Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> For some reason, I found this line hilarious.

So did I.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-high-spirited-breast-flashing-becoming-a-socially-acceptable-form-of-expression/258044/51 "2004-08-04T21:42:32Z")

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I guess high spirited breast flashing is the norm.

You hardly ever see \*mopey \* breast flashing.

“Oh all right…_here_…(.)(.)…now can we just go _home_?”

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