# Is it just me or is Real Genius one of the best movies ever?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 29, 2001, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269 "2001-10-29T09:25:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/21 "2001-10-30T02:04:24Z")

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Honest to God, I was standing around at work today, thinking “I ought to start a Real Genius appreciation thread on the SDMB.” It somewhat disturbs me that **Solomon7t** can apparently read my mind, but not nearly as much as the fact that I spend my time at work thinking about this board, and not about things like, “Try not to get your fingers caught in that end mill you’re working with.”

Anyway, Real Genius is a wonderful, wonderful movie. The Socrates quote is my all time favorite, but I also love:

“What kind of person puts his name on his liscense plate?”  
“My mom does that with my underwear.”  
“Your mom puts liscence plates in your underwear? How do you sit?”

“I was hot, and I was hungry!”

“How do these look?”  
“Terrible! Mine looks like him and his looks like me.”

The apple.

It’s already been said, but I gotta say it again:  
“And Kent… Stop playing with yourself.”  
“It is Jesus.”

“Taste this.”  
“What is it?”  
“I don’t know. I found it in one of the labs.”

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**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/22 "2001-10-30T03:28:29Z")

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To this day I STILL use the following when I am fiddling around with something and someone comes up and asks me

“What is that?”

“This? This is a penis stretcher. Want to try it?”

If its a girl…I substitute nipple.

I crack myself up

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**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/23 "2001-10-30T04:57:05Z")

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I have to say that one reason the film holds up well is because of the soundtrack. I don’t usually go for this style of 80s music but it works, and held up well over time.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/24 "2001-10-30T06:02:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Podkayne \*  
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> Nope. Dry ice isn’t slippery. Ick’s secret formula remains a mystery.
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Hmmm, what if we sprayed a fine mist of water on top of the dry ice? What would happen to the thin layer of frozen water as the dry ice sublimated? Prolly crack, letting the CO[super]2[/super] vent.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/25 "2001-10-30T06:12:29Z")

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oops, hit submit instead of reply. Anyway, we’d have to buy dry ice in slabs, which would cost a fortune, no way to freeze it in place. A-ha! Chip or grind the dry ice and mix it with cold water, then spread it like slush before it has a chance to freeze solid. As the dry ice sublimates it will leave behind a porous layer of ice. When the surface gets too rough, mix and spread another layer of slush! Voila!

When I geek out like that I blame it on Real Genius.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/26 "2001-10-30T06:14:40Z")

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Admittedly, 80’s teen comedies were not one of the great film genres, but _Real Genius_ was an enjoyable film. I liked it, it holds up, and I probably would pick up a copy on DVD.

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**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/27 "2001-10-30T06:50:48Z")

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OK, Ick’s secret formula is driving me nuts. Its a **moral imperative** that we discover and abuse it. Im gonna open a thread dedicated to it on GQ.

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**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-just-me-or-is-real-genius-one-of-the-best-movies-ever/90269/28 "2001-10-30T06:59:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
> **It somewhat disturbs me that Solomon7t can apparently read my mind**

Of course I can read your mind, I was trained by Miss Cleo.

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