# IS IT ME? Or are all Canadian women gorgeous?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282 "2002-06-16T00:42:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/1 "2002-06-16T00:42:28Z")

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I don’t get it. I’ve seen hundreds of them everywhere I go. And not a bad-looker amongst them. Specially your between 16-30’s. They are absoluteley drop-dead gorgeous. Why the heck is that?

And they’re real nice too. Seems like they often end up starting conversations themselves instead of you doing it.

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**Author:** ![Baron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@Baron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/2 "2002-06-16T00:46:15Z")

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I had the same experience in Toronto, so I’d say yes.

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/3 "2002-06-16T01:04:34Z")

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(Whistlepig dons flame suit)

Well there are a lot of beautiful ones, but not all of them. I was at a Hooters in Vancouver a month ago and there were one or two that we thought got hired by some Canadian law that said the overweight and unattractive had to be 20% of the waitresses.

Or was that 20% of the clientle? Is that how we got in?

(Takes off flame suit)

Whenever I travel, I find the women are more beautiful than at home. Partly, that’s because where I live I could have a barbecue at my house for all the non-white women in my town and still have some chairs left over. I love traveling out of Montana to see all the attractive non-Scandahoovian women.

But there is something aboot those Canadian women.

Whistlepig

(Hooters is like, weird. That was the second time I’d been in one and if I go to another it would be for the chicken wings. Hooters lacks the honest leering of a strip joint and those orange hot pants and nylons make me feel like I"m Herb Tarlik.

Plus, the darkest beer they had on tap was Budweiser. I can at least get an amber ale at most places in Montana.)

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/4 "2002-06-16T01:10:40Z")

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Sorry your experience with them hasn’t been as good as mine (or **Baron** ’s, for that matter) **whistlepig**.

I talked to about six of them today who all mentioned various places in Canada - and I’d be lying if I said all six of them weren’t (strangely enough) stunning.

If it weren’t for this one girl I am desperately trying to get to like me, I’d just ask one of them out. They seem so much more polite and friendly (even in a non-flirting way) than I usually get.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/5 "2002-06-16T02:46:24Z")

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It’s nice being a Canadian man.

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/6 "2002-06-16T03:31:06Z")

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:o

Gee, thanks

🙂

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/7 "2002-06-16T03:36:07Z")

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You think Canadian women are hot, wait until you see the Aussie sheilas!

😉

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/8 "2002-06-16T04:08:59Z")

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Montreal does have that reputation.

And it’s true. Go out on a Saturday night and you will see hundreds, if not thousands of truly beautiful women. Unfortunately, I’m not one of them.

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/9 "2002-06-16T06:05:29Z")

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Well… There’s Jane\*… and Michelle\*… and Lisa\*… but they’re just a few. There are many attractive girls, yes. Unfortunetly, we also have our nonlookers 😛

[sub]\*Not their real names[/sub]

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/10 "2002-06-16T07:38:16Z")

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Oh, LaurAnge, yes you are, stop it.

Canadian boys (especially French-Canadian ones) are gorgeous in large proportion too.

As for Hooters… “Hooters is a great institution because there would never be a female equivalent. Women would never go to a restaurant called Balls. ‘Dyou want to go to Balls?’ ‘Noooooo! I hate their mozzarella sticks!’” - Margaret Cho

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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/11 "2002-06-16T07:42:31Z")

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Where are you guys living? When I visited my boyfriend-type person in Toronto, I certainly didn’t get the feeling I had much competition there. And I didn’t see any guys half as cute as him.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/12 "2002-06-16T07:50:47Z")

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If my French teacher is an accurate representation for Canadian women (since she’s Canadian and all), then they are all old, conceited and saggy, with huge boners for Oprah.  
Actually, I know other Canadian women, and yes, they are some of the best looking women I’ve seen.

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/13 "2002-06-16T10:39:41Z")

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\ ***Venoma preens**

Well, maybe not ALL of us… but many 😃  
Speaking from experience where I work, many many of the local girls are quite attractive.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/14 "2002-06-16T11:03:54Z")

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Two words:

**Celine Dion** :eek:

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/15 "2002-06-16T12:05:25Z")

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Damn you, **Kal!** You saw my two-word post, went back in time, and posted it before I could. Aaargh!

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/16 "2002-06-16T13:31:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Muffin \*  
> \*\*It’s nice being a Canadian man. \*\*

It’s nice being a Canadian woman 😉

\*\* Ang checks hair out in the mirror, touches up makeup, chest out, tummy in… shrugs at the end result.

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/17 "2002-06-16T15:37:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Venoma \*  
> \*\*\ ***Venoma preens**
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> Well, maybe not ALL of us… but many 😃  
> Speaking from experience where I work, many many of the local girls are quite attractive. \*\*

They sure are. But that’s not why I quoted you 😛

**Venoma** , you just created the funniest mental image… to me ‘preening’ is the way a bird will (for example) poke her face under her wing to rearrange feathers and whatever.

Try to imagine a human doing that 😉

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/18 "2002-06-16T15:45:06Z")

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Many of the women I’ve seen in B.C. are very attractive. I want one.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/19 "2002-06-16T15:48:23Z")

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{blush}

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-are-all-canadian-women-gorgeous/114282/20 "2002-06-16T15:49:58Z")

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**Re: IS IT ME? Or are all Canadian women gorgeous?**

Yes, yes we are. 😃

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