# Is it me, or has the SDMB hit a lull lately?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 23, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112 "2013-01-23T15:27:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/21 "2013-01-23T19:35:35Z")

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> [@LawMonkey](#):
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> Compromise: Exploding tits.

Nice try Solomon. Let \*\*jtgain \*\*have his explosions. I don’t want to do \*any \*damage to the tits.

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**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/22 "2013-01-23T20:18:48Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Nice try Solomon. Let \*\*jtgain \*\*have his explosions. I don’t want to do \*any \*damage to the tits.

Maybe if we shape the charges just right we can make explosions with tits on them.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/23 "2013-01-23T21:37:28Z")

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> [@jtgain](#):
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> There we go! That’s the type of thread this board needs: Adultery, royalty, legal questions. I don’t want etiquette questions about giving up a seat at a theater, I want tits, ass, and explosions. Mostly explosions..

Would it be possible to put some sort of explosive material in breast implants that will get them past security at the airport?

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/24 "2013-01-24T18:27:35Z")

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I just got here and I’m usually the kiss of death.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/25 "2013-01-25T00:51:34Z")

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Yeah, we’re probably all exhausted from the election and the various apocalypses. Plus by now the freshmen have either settled down or got banned.

> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Nice try Solomon. Let \*\*jtgain \*\*have his explosions. I don’t want to do \*any \*damage to the tits.

Well, unless all parties consent and the damage is nonpermanent. And the tits can do some damage themselves as that suffocation thread pointed out.

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**Author:** ![VernWinterbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c67d28/32.png) [@VernWinterbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VernWinterbottom)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/26 "2013-01-25T01:32:35Z")

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You don’t think trying to ID a big, metallic, piece of [spherical rubbish](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=678744) is exciting?

ETA: Maybe it’s a prototype of an exploding tit!!

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**Author:** ![nion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nion)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/27 "2013-01-26T06:41:45Z")

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See? Nothing boring here. It’s all titillating discussion! 😃

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**Author:** ![l1I235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@l1I235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/l1I235)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/28 "2013-01-26T06:53:26Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> The boards have never been as good as they used to be.

Agreed.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/29 "2013-01-26T07:05:19Z")

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I just discovered Reddit, and find I’m spending a bit more time there these days, just as a lurker. I only show up here to be entertained by other people’s stories & experiences, and occasional witty comments, and somehow Reddit seems to have more of it. Probably a combination of volume and the upvote/downvote system that means I can see the best posts first.

Also, honestly, I find SDMB regulars to be a bit closed-minded about paranormal, fortean, and/or and sometimes spiritual type things I find interesting–and seem to be very common human experiences (even around here, almost everyone has a story, as confirmed by a poll I did once) --yet acknowledging them any way, or even refraining from jumping in with immediate negation and belittlement of the OP, would somehow constitute a Betrayal Of The Cause. “No. There’s no such thing. If there’s no peer reviewed journal article documenting evidence for it, then it can’t exist. We’re here to Fight Ignorance, not encourage it. It’s impossible to be closed minded toward such things, as such things don’t deserve consideration. Oh, and Flying Sphagetti Monster! Hur hur hur!”

Whatever. Carry on with our your crusade however you see fit, I’ll go elsewhere for my entertainment.

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**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/30 "2013-01-26T13:23:06Z")

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Frankly, you people are disappointing me. I pay a lot of money so that I can be amused by your humorous and intelligent discussions about a wide range of topics that are relevant to my life, and what do I get?

What? Oh, wait - I’m a guest, I don’t pay anything to be amused by anyone…

Continue on with the dull and inane discussions…

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/31 "2013-01-26T13:53:42Z")

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It’s because I haven’t got up on the bar lately, stripping off my top. Sorry. I didn’t know you all wanted more.  
But yeah. It ebbs and flows.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/32 "2013-01-26T16:34:29Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> No way! Mostly tits!

> **[Does this alien noise give you inner peace?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=679266)**
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> Do you want to “feel the energy inside you just spiraling from one side to the other”?? http://www.xphirience.com/about.htm “By now, you are most likely wondering what happens when listening to BlissCoded sound. Well I am going to go...

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/33 "2013-01-26T17:21:24Z")

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I wouldn’t say “lately”. Good things don’t last on the internet, and the concentration of clever people here started to dilute over 10 years ago.

Also, boobies.

**Koxinga** mentions Reddit, but it never had that concentration of clever people to begin with. Reddit’s semi-clever membership makes it a great place to start a viral ad campaign, nothing more.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/34 "2013-01-26T17:48:58Z")

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Definitely need more gun control threads.

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**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/35 "2013-01-26T18:05:33Z")

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After the election, I felt the same way that I do when the NBA season ends. No more games; no more elections threads. Or when 24’s season ended.

Another vote for tig ol’ bitties.

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**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/36 "2013-01-26T18:15:54Z")

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I think we’re a little hyper-vigilant about trolls, personally. For me watching a good troll, or even a mediocre one, liven things up with absurdty is a rare pleasure of the internet. I realize that this is an unpopular opinion, though.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/37 "2013-01-26T18:19:13Z")

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> [@Zjestika](#):
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> I think we’re a little hyper-vigilant about trolls, personally. For me watching a good troll, or even a mediocre one, liven things up with absurdty is a rare pleasure of the internet. I realize that this is an unpopular opinion, though.

You’re no different than the others, except for admitting it. They love shouting ‘Troll!’, and they’d be really disappointed if there weren’t any.

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**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/38 "2013-01-27T01:59:18Z")

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Has anyone come up with a good system of categorizing Trolls around here:

Sympathy Troll (Syt)  
Righteous Outrage Troll (Rotter)  
Insanity Troll (WTFer) aka “I burning your dog”

Others?

Then of course there needs to be a way to capture them and kill them or relocate as appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/39 "2013-01-27T05:13:40Z")

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> [@Zjestika](#):
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> I think we’re a little hyper-vigilant about trolls, personally. For me watching a good troll, or even a mediocre one, liven things up with absurdty is a rare pleasure of the internet. I realize that this is an unpopular opinion, though.

Yep. Especially the weirdos. When was the last time we had a really good nut job, like **JDT** or someone like that around here? C’mon mods, the next time don’t ban them unless they really break the rules. Let us have some fun!

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or-has-the-sdmb-hit-a-lull-lately/648112/40 "2013-01-27T05:25:35Z")

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> [@jtgain](#):
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> There we go! That’s the type of thread this board needs: Adultery, royalty, legal questions. I don’t want etiquette questions about giving up a seat at a theater, I want tits, ass, and explosions. Mostly explosions..

We used to have plenty of the first two back in the day; somehow the moderation has become much more concerned with that kind of thing than they used to be.

I mean, when was the last time we got threads like this?

> **[Sex injuries](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=598009)**
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> The other night I brought home this strong woman. Going down on her she got a little over excited and got to bucking wildly. Ended up with a busted lip. Second sex injury this winter. A friend just told me she ended up with a black eye. Care to...

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-73517.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-73517.html)

I don’t know exactly how to describe it, but the boards have become more dry and factual, and less interesting in an interpersonal kind of way.

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