# Is it me or .... ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 30, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552 "2013-08-30T00:51:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/161 "2013-09-02T03:23:57Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> What does “moving between rows” mean anyway?

You need to think metaphorically. Or allegorically. One of those. The reference is to farming, particularly corn.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/162 "2013-09-02T03:27:55Z")

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Sparky, the origin of that one is contested. There have been many versions of that idiom and attributed to the Bible, Socrates, Twain, Lincoln, etc.

Ivory, they demonstrate intelligent thought. Moving between rows means I form an initial opinion, put someone in a row based on it, and he or she can change rows based on what they say.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/163 "2013-09-02T03:30:19Z")

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> [@Belowjob2.0](#):
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> \*If I grunt and point to my mouth and belly or say “I’m hungry” do you not understand a want for food?  
> \*
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> Oh, baby, I understand what you want, and isn’t food.
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> And I’ll give it you. And you’ll like it.
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> (Attention. She wants attention. What, you thought I was referring to something else?)

That works for me!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/164 "2013-09-02T03:31:26Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> Sparky, the origin of that one is contested. There have been many versions of that idiom and attributed to the Bible, Socrates, Twain, Lincoln, etc.
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> Ivory, they demonstrate intelligent thought. Moving between rows means I form an initial opinion, put someone in a row based on it, and he or she can change rows based on what they say.

Based on your opinion or assessment of what they say. What are the rows? True intellectual, faux intellectual, idiot?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/165 "2013-09-02T04:42:08Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> Ivory, they demonstrate intelligent thought. Moving between rows means I form an initial opinion, put someone in a row based on it, and he or she can change rows based on what they say.

Oh, like in grammar school, where the teacher’s pets sit up front.

I’ll be in the back where I always was, having a surname that begins with Z.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/166 "2013-09-02T07:37:07Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> I always review. People can move between rows. If they prove me wrong in my initial assessment, they move. It’s rare that it happens though.

Yeah, me too, I guess. Right now, I’ve got you in the corner, wearing the tall pointy hat. The only evidence of intellectual ability I’ve seen from you is using the word “faux” correctly. You seem pretty proud of that, though, so I suspect it is a recent accomplishment. I’m pretty sure you’re just an attention whore and a troll. Maybe you’ll prove me wrong in my initial assessment, but I doubt it.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/167 "2013-09-02T07:51:24Z")

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Truman, that’s exactly where I like to be - marginalized and mislabeled. I tend to rub those who don’t appreciate intelligence the wrong way but I’m sure you’ll come around eventually. 🙂

Ivory, of course based on my opinion. My rows, my criteria. Intelligence, personality, ability, etc.

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/168 "2013-09-02T15:03:44Z")

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Penny’s row system…am I supposed to care about this?

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/169 "2013-09-02T15:17:31Z")

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> [@Girlundone](#):
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> Penny’s row system…am I supposed to care about this?

Nahh. If I cared at all, it was gone while the post count was still single digit.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/170 "2013-09-02T16:47:28Z")

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Yay! The cliche brigade has arrive with the “don’t care” card. I’ve been waiting for you! Now before I pat you on the head and instruct you to run along keep in mind that you have not been requested to care. I am not with the Christian Children’s Fund with a starving kid for you to sponsor or with Greenpeace with a petition about saving whales. I am merely responding to Ivory’s questions about my personal classification system.

I hope you find something you care about that is worthy of your response. Have a good one.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/171 "2013-09-02T19:03:13Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> I’m not trying to look superior. I know my place 🙂

Missing the mark.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/172 "2013-09-02T19:34:34Z")

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Perhaps but doubtful.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/173 "2013-09-02T21:11:25Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> Can a non-troll not “troll”? I’d like to think a troll is far more dedicated to his or her craft than one reaction inducing rant in the pit.
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> I truly take issue with those who use a lot of words to say something in an attempt to look smart. You also have the real smarties who are intelligent but ramble on and on. You also have people who add a whole ton of irrelevant information. Get to the damn point!

And yours is to make The SDMB like Tweeter.

Fuck that. You can always go back to Tweeter if you don’t care for the “verbosity” here.

Seriously, yes there are a few “walls-of-text” addicts on here – some are worth reading, others are best ignored. If you stick around, make you own list – not that hard at all.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/174 "2013-09-03T02:34:57Z")

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I’d like to save sharks, too, especially from people who only cut their fins off and dump them back in the ocean. Sick bastards.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/175 "2013-09-03T02:47:29Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> Yay! The cliche brigade has arrive with the “don’t care” card. I’ve been waiting for you! Now before I pat you on the head and instruct you to run along keep in mind that you have not been requested to care. I am not with the Christian Children’s Fund with a starving kid for you to sponsor or with Greenpeace with a petition about saving whales. I am merely responding to Ivory’s questions about my personal classification system.
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> I hope you find something you care about that is worthy of your response. Have a good one.

Forgive them. They’ve suffered too many condescending trolls. Maybe you could switch from faux intellectual dueling and lock on to some repetitiveness. I heard that " God Bless You Always" is a sure fire pointed stick.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/176 "2013-09-03T02:53:02Z")

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Bubba, you’ve stumbled upon one of my other pet peeves. 🙂

Red, I don’t “Tweeter” because it doesn’t leave enough space for my liking, so I’d say that’s a no.

Cat, I’ve seen several municipalities ban shark fin soup from restaurant menus, so there is progress being made in that regard.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/177 "2013-09-03T04:19:53Z")

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No.

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/178 "2013-09-03T04:29:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Penny]  
I hope you find something you care about that is worthy of your response.  
[/QUOTE]  
I hope so too, but it’s not looking promising on this thread.

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**Author:** ![Penny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@Penny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penny)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/179 "2013-09-03T07:10:26Z")

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That’s the idea 🙂

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-me-or/667552/180 "2013-09-03T13:46:47Z")

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> [@Penny](#):
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> That’s the idea 🙂

[Forrest Gump voice] _Condescending troll is as condescending troll does…_ [/F G voice]

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