# Is it sooo difficult to make a pot of coffee?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 29, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948 "2003-04-29T17:05:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/21 "2003-04-29T20:37:56Z")

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I switched to hot tea long ago due to the “always-empty” coffee pot. Now I just walk in, take my hot water, and leave.

**Johnny L.A.** , I have a simple solution for you: label your custom coffee pot “Decaffeinated.” 😃

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**Author:** ![InTheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@InTheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InTheField)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/22 "2003-04-29T21:12:36Z")

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from the OP:

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> the coffee maker is hardwired into our plumbing system!

Whoa!  
You should have the fire department on standby, cause your coffee maker is gonna explode soon! Wires and plumbing don’t mix, man. 😉

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/23 "2003-04-29T21:42:11Z")

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Well, what would you call it, then? Hard-plumbed?

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**Author:** ![InTheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@InTheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InTheField)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/24 "2003-04-29T21:55:21Z")

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Yes, but only after I’ve had 8 cups of coffee, and am in a nitpicky mood.  
mmmmmmmmmmm coffee buzz…

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**Author:** ![DiLLiGaF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@DiLLiGaF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiLLiGaF)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/25 "2003-04-29T22:17:27Z")

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Ours is “Hard-Plumbed” here too. And it too is always empty, takes no time at all to fill the basket and hit the button. We have a drawer full of Folgers packets ready to go. I printed, laminated and hung a sign next to the coffe maker that says ‘Brew unto others as you would have them brew unto you’ and a note to please make more coffee if you empty the pot. Did it help? Yeah right, oh well… at least the coffee is free here!

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/26 "2003-04-29T22:21:02Z")

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Sigh. Yes, the coffeemaker is plumbed into the water system, no “hard” necessary (no " " necessary either). Yes, that’s really how you say it. No, don’t thank me, just explain it to the next misguided soul…

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**Author:** ![DiLLiGaF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@DiLLiGaF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiLLiGaF)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/27 "2003-04-30T03:54:08Z")

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Sigh, the quotes were used because I was using a phrase that Eva Luna had just used. While I am quite impressed that you took the time to correct any problems with my post, I do not have any intentions of thanking you.

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**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/28 "2003-04-30T14:18:16Z")

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Hell I thought this only happened in restaurants. I work in one and I get pissed off when I go to get a guest a cup of coffee and the pot is empty. It’s the same thing. Just get a filter, open a pack of coffee and press the button it’s that simple. But noooo the lazy ass that took the last cup doesn’t think their guest may want a refill or that another person may need some. Go figure. In the office you may want to see about giving the coffee duty to a couple of different people everyday. At least then you know who to chew out when there isn’t any.😉

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-sooo-difficult-to-make-a-pot-of-coffee/171948/29 "2003-04-30T17:49:28Z")

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> I don’t drink coffee.
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> Never have.
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> Never will.
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> Can’t stand the taste.

Erm… If you have never drunk coffee, how do you know you don’t like it?

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