# Is it time for another SDMB Awards thingie? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260 "2000-01-25T01:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/21 "2000-01-25T12:45:00Z")
Oooo yeah! …and Demi parading in a skimpy swimsuit with his measurements flashing on the screen below! A crackwhore can dream can’t she! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/22 "2000-01-25T12:53:00Z")
Hey, am I allowed to be silly here? Okay then, favorite Uncle. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/23 "2000-01-25T13:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by CanadianSue: > \*\*Hmmm I don’t know… I think it might be great to see Coldfire in a gown… walking up the runway, accepting his award and making his speech 😉 > \*\* Runway? Isn’t that were planes take off? ## Anyway, obviously we need a _Most Intelligent and Sexy Dutchman_ Award. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/24 "2000-01-25T13:15:00Z")
::votes for the Most Intelligent and Sexy Dutchman sporting a Sequence Evening Gown award:: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/25 "2000-01-25T13:16:00Z")
oppss that is sequins evening gown! my thanks to the canadian spellchecker =) * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![frolix8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@frolix8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frolix8)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/26 "2000-01-25T14:43:00Z")
Village Idiot. Most convoluted logician. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/27 "2000-01-25T14:53:00Z")
Best Guy Named After A Tarantino Movie To Whom Nobody Really Pays Much Attention, And Rightly So, As He Hasn’t Really Been Around Long Enough, But Always Tries To Use Proper Grammar and Spelling ? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/28 "2000-01-25T15:05:00Z")
Biggest Smartass… * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/29 "2000-01-25T15:12:00Z")
Poster most hopeful their name will show up somewhere…anywhere. Even the bad awards. I like the idea of breaking awards down by each forum. Heck, if we come up with enough awards, everyone is bound to win something. * * * My sig line is currently unavailable. Please check this post in 1 hour when we resume our broadcast day. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/30 "2000-01-25T15:21:00Z")
Most likely to hijack a thread? Most scared of going into the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/31 "2000-01-25T16:40:00Z")
another category: Best reference to and best use of feltching in a single flame * * * John Larrigan “82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/32 "2000-01-25T16:48:00Z")
1.Most overated 2.Most underated ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/33 "2000-01-25T16:52:00Z")
Best performance from a diety * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/34 "2000-01-25T16:54:00Z")
biggest wallflower ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/35 "2000-01-25T16:59:00Z")
here’s a good one: Best use of ASCII in sig (you know, this stuff) (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/36 "2000-01-27T07:55:00Z")
moving this back to the top * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/37 "2000-01-27T08:25:00Z")
Biggest Post Padder Most Likely To Throw A Hissy-Fit Most Truthful Biggest Bullshitter Biggest Satan wannabee Best Troll Most Annoying Usage of Smilies * * * My giant tomato puts your cantaloupe to shame. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/38 "2000-01-27T10:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **ChiefScott:** > Most Annoying Usage of Smilies How about “Poster Most Likely To Harp On Something Stupid Until You Want To Bash His Skull In With A Heavy, Blunt Object”? * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids! ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/39 "2000-01-27T12:24:00Z")
frolix8 make that global village idiot ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260/40 "2000-01-27T12:25:00Z")
## frolix8 make that global village idiot what is this flood control?It wants you to wait 60 seconds between posts.I gotta get to work.It’s 20 degrees and I want to get to the good parking lot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-time-for-another-sdmb-awards-thingie/13260.md?page=3)