# Is it true that the average American uses more energy than a blue whale?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 20, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810 "2010-12-20T06:42:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810/61 "2010-12-23T00:40:24Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> How can you tell if a whale is sad in the first place?

If he’s using less energy?

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**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810/62 "2010-12-23T06:09:29Z")

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Of course whales don’t use very much energy, duh, if they burned fat instead of storing it, they wouldn’t be such big fat fatties…(Don’t worry about me, folks, I never was going to swim in the ocean again, anyway.)

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810/63 "2011-08-19T11:42:48Z")

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I’m bumping this slightly zombie thread (last posted to in Dec 2010, eight months ago) to note that Cecil Himself has tackled this in his current column: [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3010/does-the-average-american-use-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3010/does-the-average-american-use-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale)

Congratulations, **petew83** , on being one of the lucky few!

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810/64 "2011-08-20T21:22:41Z")

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My first thought on reading the title of this thread was:

“Well, I dunna, but someone’s gonna have to go back and get a shitload of di- I mean krill.”

I’m so glad no one else posted that. 😃

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810/65 "2011-09-06T21:25:52Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Pfft. What’ve blue whales done for me lately?

You couldn’t use more clean burning lamp oil?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-true-that-the-average-american-uses-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale/564810/66 "2011-09-06T22:31:40Z")

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> [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](#):
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> I’m bumping this slightly zombie thread (last posted to in Dec 2010, eight months ago) to note that Cecil Himself has tackled this in his current column: [Does the average American use more energy than a blue whale? - The Straight Dope](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/3010/does-the-average-american-use-more-energy-than-a-blue-whale)
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> Congratulations, **petew83** , on being one of the lucky few!

So you’re saying that **Cecil** can bring whales back to life? Add that to list, I guess.

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