# Is it wrong to want to have hot dolphin sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985 "2001-01-20T04:30:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Molson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Molson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molson)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/1 "2001-01-20T04:30:18Z")
After reading this, I’m getting very interested to say the least. [http://www.dolphinsex.org/](http://www.dolphinsex.org/) ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/2 "2001-01-20T04:39:59Z")
Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Molson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Molson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molson)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/3 "2001-01-20T05:05:23Z")
you are just scared of 14 foot ejaculations. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/4 "2001-01-20T05:15:28Z")
That is also correct, in fact, I am scared of any ejaculations other than mine. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/5 "2001-01-20T05:20:35Z")
Are we talking one night stand here, or committed relationship? ---
**Author:** ![Molson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Molson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molson)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/6 "2001-01-20T05:22:44Z")
you could say it was ‘ships passing in the night’ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/7 "2001-01-20T05:26:46Z")
You’d better think about breakfast the next morning. Do you really want twenty pounds of dead herrings in your bed? Well, maybe if you’re ok with a dolphin, that’s kind of a silly question. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/8 "2001-01-20T05:27:09Z")
Pa love fa? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/9 "2001-01-20T05:34:36Z")
**Cranky** , are you saying that Pennsylvania has amourous intentions toward the fourth tone of the diatonic scale in solfeggio? ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/10 "2001-01-20T05:41:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\ ***Cranky** , are you saying that Pennsylvania has amourous intentions toward the fourth tone of the diatonic scale in solfeggio? \*\* Almost. Except this was a movie reference. ---
**Author:** ![posatyvo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5ac83/32.png) [@posatyvo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/posatyvo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/11 "2001-01-20T05:48:44Z")
I’ve been directed to some of the most interesting and weird sites since I’ve started hanging around here. And might I say, ug. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/12 "2001-01-20T06:10:06Z")
I see a padlock in this thread’s future… ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/13 "2001-01-20T06:21:12Z")
Ah, sweet dolphin love… God I miss my carefree high school days. \ ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/14 "2001-01-20T06:25:15Z")
I see a possible banning in the OP’s future ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/15 "2001-01-20T06:34:24Z")
Banning schmanning, we’re here to talk Dolphin Love Topics of love and deep, true (though shockingly twisted) devotion have no room for talk of anger and fear! ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/16 "2001-01-20T14:50:57Z")
…And I am a little curious, **Molson** as to how you found this… :eek: Reminds me of a case here in Denver (no wonder they call it a cowtown) a few years ago. Wife found Hubby found having sex with family collie in garage. Man gets charged with animal cruelty or something. I kind of wonder how long that marriage lasted. //random thought// Hot Dolphin Sex would be a cool band name. Also, did you know that in Montana researchers have discovered a whole new use for sheep? Wool. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/17 "2001-01-20T15:15:44Z")
:eek: _“Mom, Dad…this is my boyfriend, Flipper.”_ I’m with **Carina42** … How the hell did you find that site!? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/18 "2001-01-20T15:32:11Z")
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/19 "2001-01-20T15:44:25Z")
Several years ago I saw a clip on MTV News. It showed a woman in a pool with an aroused dolphin. I think she worked at the aquarium and was fired after being caught on the surveilance video. ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985/20 "2001-01-20T16:07:46Z")
Wasn’t there an episode of **King of the Hill** where a dolphin fell in love with Hank? Or am I just crazy? > [@](#): > > A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Be careful! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-wrong-to-want-to-have-hot-dolphin-sex/50985.md?page=2)