# Is John Mace dead?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 11, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409 "2019-04-11T22:17:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/61 "2019-04-14T08:49:43Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> **Foggy** had major depression and talked about suicide often. I fervently hope he found something that eased his depression and is enjoying life.

Oh no — I hope your fervent hope is correct.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/62 "2019-04-14T08:53:13Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Yes, me too. And also **LSL Guy** , who’s been MIA for about a year.

I’ve sent a couple of PMs to **Cunctator** over the years.

Crickets.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/63 "2019-04-14T13:29:06Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> No, I meant he fucks around a lot and has kids everywhere.

Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I even googled the quote to see where it came from. Now I know it’s from South Park. But your post made me think of the “King is dead” quote, so I posted it.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/64 "2019-04-14T13:34:07Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I see **John Mace** every day, on the face of every child, on the smile of every baby.

I see **John Mace** in every budding daffodil and in every fluttering butterfly.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/65 "2019-04-15T19:29:19Z")

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John Mace’ll be all around in the dark - John Mace’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, John Mace’lJohn MaceI’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build - John Mace’ll be there, too.

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**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/66 "2019-04-15T20:46:08Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Listen, when I say “hello Mr. Thompson” and stamp on your foot, you nod your head. Got it?

I think I’m more likely to shout…  
“OOWWW!” :eek:  
…than nod my head.  
–G!

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/67 "2019-04-15T21:17:10Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Bricker and Foggy are also MIA.

IIR…uh, sorry…If I remember correctly, **Bricker** mentioned that he was going to take a bit of a sabbatical from the board. This was, what, maybe six months or so ago? Kudos to him as well for not posting a foot-stamping “I’m gonna leave and you’ll all be sorry!” Pit thread.

Anybody heard anything of **Trinopus**? I always enjoyed his/her posts. **Princhester** , too, but he just popped up a few days ago to say “Oi’m not dead yet!”

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/68 "2019-04-15T21:44:03Z")

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What about **KlondikeGeoff**? As far as I can tell, he last posted about one year ago. Granted he was over 90 at the time.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/69 "2019-04-15T22:31:58Z")

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**Boyo Jim** is another one. Joined in 2001, 36,997 posts but hasn’t posted since October of 2017.

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**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/70 "2019-04-16T13:41:55Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> What about **Cunctator**? Is he unemployed in Greenland? [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5kdJl8h2-XM](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5kdJl8h2-XM) — friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless… Wiki says that **Cunctator** died in 203 BC, [Quintus Fabius Maximus Verrucosus - Wikipedia](http://tinyurl.com/lnsrjoh).  
> Here’s a listing of their join dates and last posts:
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> Joined on 2002-12-10, last posted on 2018-12-01, with link — **John Mace** : [http://tinyurl.com/y5uuzbf4](http://tinyurl.com/y5uuzbf4)
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> Joined on 1999-12-18, last posted on 2018-11-14, with link — **Bricker** : [http://tinyurl.com/y33nnmpe](http://tinyurl.com/y33nnmpe)
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> Joined on 1999-11-19 last posted om 2017-10-23, with link — **Foggy** : [http://tinyurl.com/y4rzdhnb](http://tinyurl.com/y4rzdhnb)
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> Joined on 2006-06-07, last posted on 2018-08-14, with link — **John DiFool** : [http://tinyurl.com/yygz8tnz](http://tinyurl.com/yygz8tnz)
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> Joined on 2004-03-17, last posted on 2015-06-25, with link — **Cunctator** : [http://tinyurl.com/y4e38w6e](http://tinyurl.com/y4e38w6e)
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> They’re gone… all gone…

Were they, by any chance, highly successful industrialists? I hear that’s been happening all across the nation.

What can you do about it. Ah well, who is John Galt?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/71 "2019-04-21T06:29:32Z")

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> [@Patch](#):
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> Were they, by any chance, highly successful industrialists? I hear that’s been happening all across the nation.
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> What can you do about it. Ah well, who is John Galt?

John Mace could be John Galt. Same number of letters in the surname, plus the second letter is A.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/72 "2019-04-21T06:51:40Z")

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Oh—kay. What-ev.

Yall ever thought maybe they don’t like us or something?

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/73 "2019-04-21T11:39:09Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh—kay. What-ev.
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> Yall ever thought maybe they don’t like us or something?

That never stopped them before.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/74 "2019-04-21T12:22:25Z")

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I’m afraid **Becky2844** may have actually died. We were PMing and she said that she had minor surgery the next morning. She never replied after that. Her last activity was the next day, and nothing since then.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/75 "2019-04-21T14:04:57Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> I’m afraid **Becky2844** may have actually died. We were PMing and she said that she had minor surgery the next morning. She never replied after that. Her last activity was the next day, and nothing since then.

Wow! That was kinda freaky for me, for a minute.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/76 "2019-04-21T14:32:32Z")

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[Official theme song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7xyjU-jsU&t=0m13s) for the thread.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/77 "2019-04-21T16:50:13Z")

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He is risen!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/78 "2019-04-21T17:15:20Z")

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Made me look. ☹

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/79 "2019-04-22T04:34:26Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> John Mace could be John Galt. Same number of letters in the surname, plus the second letter is A.

**JohnGalt** ’s account was active today, just an hour ago:

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=10145](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-john-mace-dead/832409/80 "2019-04-22T07:40:32Z")

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So many people gone, and yet I’m still here.

I’ll let Richard Gere here [explain](https://youtu.be/6g2JN2PrHJg?t=48)why.

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