# Is Marching Band A "REAL" Sport?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-marching-band-a-real-sport/212484>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 10, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-marching-band-a-real-sport/212484 "2003-11-10T21:56:37Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-marching-band-a-real-sport/212484/81 "2004-08-08T03:14:05Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> I disagree with the notion that sport must require both competitors to be on the field at once or to directly impact one another’s performance.
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> The 100-metre dash, for instance, could theoretically be run one runner at a time. It wouldn’t be as exciting but it would be essentiaqlly the same thing. But it would be absurd to claim sprinting - maybe the most fundamental sport there is - isn’t a sport.

I completely disagree. Sprinting is not a sport. Sprinting is a competitive athletic event. That’s why the greatest ever are listed in Guiness’ book of World Records, instead of the Sprinting Hall of Fame.

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> Such a definition would also exclude weight lifting and long jumping. If your definition even threatens to exclude sports as obvious and basic as long jumping and weight lifting, you need a better definition.

Weight lifting and long jumping are not sports, either. They are competitions.

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> I keep going back to the definition I was taught in university. A sport is
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> - A contest of physical skill
> - Played for its own purposes
> - With a defined and objective criteria that determines a winner

You may object to my definition in that it excludes activities like sprinting and long jumping. Using the same tactic, I object to your university’s definition because it includes competitive eating.

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> Marching band isn’t a sport.

hehheh, at least we can agree on something.

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