# Is my car a shit magnet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-car-a-shit-magnet/248142>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 1, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-car-a-shit-magnet/248142 "2004-06-01T21:29:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-car-a-shit-magnet/248142/21 "2004-06-04T04:10:39Z")

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If your car really is a shit magnet, [don’t park on this street.](http://www.striders.net/races/clydes/thumbs/images/Porta%20Potties%20Ready_jpg.jpg)

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-car-a-shit-magnet/248142/22 "2004-06-04T15:47:33Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> I’m surprised no one’s brought this up before.
> 
> **avabeth** , [Ford](http://www.big-boys.com/articles/article.asp?filename=fordpigeon2) has a commercial, just for you.
> 
> DD

Okay, that’s hysterical. I wonder how much it would cost to put a remote control in my hood.

I have to laugh at myself. After all of my bitching about birds the other day, I got home last night and heard this tiny, loud cheeping from the vent on the outside of my building. I kept wondering why I saw a bird flying in and out of it - turns out she laid her eggs in there and her babies hatched. So, the girl who hates birds stood there baby-talking these baby birds for five minutes. As long as they don’t poop on my car, we’re good.

I’m such a sucker.

Ava

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