# Is my dog a Jedi Master? Need Answer fast! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340 "2009-10-10T20:41:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/21 "2009-10-11T09:00:24Z")
With the force all things are possible. Eye power too. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/22 "2009-10-11T09:09:55Z")
In jumbled dog grammar, does he bark ? ---
**Author:** ![Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picard_Kills_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/23 "2009-10-11T14:11:07Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Do you have a PayPal account? After looking at those photos, must…send…money…for…treats… Oh god, this is worse than I thought! She’s turning everyone! She doesn’t really bark at all, but she whines and moans a lot when she doesn’t get her way. I never knew dogs could make so many different sounds. Although with her growing powers, we hear them less and less. ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/24 "2009-10-11T19:58:21Z")
Your only salvation is to adopt a cat the dog could spend time hating. Although they might eventually team up on you. ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/25 "2009-10-11T20:14:37Z")
I’m a little distracted today. At first I was thinking “Tortilluh” was your wife, who had dropped her “toy” and had a staredown with you. Your dog does seem to have the powah. She convinced me she was a chicken in one photo. ---
**Author:** ![Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picard_Kills_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/26 "2009-10-11T22:43:41Z")
> [@Chicken\_Fingers](#): > > I’m a little distracted today. At first I was thinking “Tortilluh” was your wife, who had dropped her “toy” and had a staredown with you. Well, my wife does that to me too. ---
**Author:** ![GreedySmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GreedySmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreedySmurf)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/27 "2009-10-12T04:14:28Z")
You just have to train your own force powers. Only a truely strong Jedi Master can stare down the Jedi dog’s mind tricks and ignore them. 😃 My newish dog for instance regularly attempts the jedi mind powers against us. My Wife regulary succumbs, but I stand strong and resist the attempt. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/28 "2009-10-12T07:58:56Z")
So has he shown signs of turning to the DARK SIDE yet?? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/29 "2009-10-12T20:16:40Z")
Have you seen the vet about filtering the midichlorians from her blood? No midichlorians, no Force. No more Jedi powers to affect you and others. ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340/30 "2009-10-13T06:05:41Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Have you seen the vet about filtering the midichlorians from her blood? No midichlorians, no Force. No more Jedi powers to affect you and others. Oh, god. Not another chelation therapy scam… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-dog-a-jedi-master-need-answer-fast/513340.md?page=1)