# Is my drink legally (and morally) okay?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** coffee\
**Created:** [October 31, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378 "2023-10-31T16:20:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/41 "2023-10-31T23:58:19Z")

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The OP is slowly committing suicide or giving themself brain damage on the way to the asylum.

It might take you a year to wean off that severe an overdose habit. But the sooner you start the sooner you’ll be moving back towards life, not towards death.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/42 "2023-11-01T00:05:08Z")

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Greasy, yes, but eventually:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Cqd-_fHdTyA/hqdefault.jpg "A Hundred Coffees") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd-_fHdTyA&t=85)

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/43 "2023-11-01T00:09:32Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> All I _really_ did was read the OP, and now I’m in atrial fibrillation.
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> Great. Just … great.

Yeah, the OP author is going to kill themselves. Nothing good can come from that much stimulant.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/44 "2023-11-01T12:04:55Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> The OP is slowly committing suicide or giving themself brain damage on the way to the asylum.

And yet they aren’t breaking any laws, nor are they morally wrong, at least as far as my morals are concerned.

So, the answer is, “yes”.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/45 "2023-11-01T14:17:45Z")

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Agree completely with you that the answer to the titular question is “Yes”. But …

In the OP body he also asks

> … is this drink going to have any severe negative consequences (already it is keeping me awake much longer at night) and are the benefits better than said consequences?

ISTM it provides no actual benefits to his writing, perhaps some illusory benefits to his writing, and great peril to his health.

And that was the question I chose to answer, since the other one had already been addressed IMO adequately.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/46 "2023-11-01T14:25:11Z")

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It’s theoretically possible that the OP made his/her choice, and that he/she went for it _in a big way:_

[![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/ADCreHfhOROlywI0ITyxScrtKX1UuPjjXxwvj3lWSC_dkWHx-4aEPWH5AP5EHmfogJ_9x2EKYkEIaGFMSW8gGaZgIhXHSoaATf3Ry_-7CDT-sy6swxPhcec=w600-h315-p-k "New item by neil0502") ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/6woZRnpK5xDjyXtY7)

Please check in and let us know that you’re still among the living 😉

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**Author:** ![kjwrites](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@kjwrites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjwrites)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-drink-legally-and-morally-okay/992378/47 "2023-11-01T15:00:33Z")

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Despite ingesting an overwhelming amount of caffeine, I am still amongst the living. I wonder who did buy all of it… and how much they’re willing to sell it for. 💵💵💵

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