# Is my nephew gay ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-nephew-gay/200106>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-nephew-gay/200106 "2003-09-07T15:55:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-nephew-gay/200106/41 "2003-09-09T20:20:17Z")

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Only if they were “Africanized” bees – then he’s a big flamey homo.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-nephew-gay/200106/42 "2003-09-09T20:28:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph \*  
> \*\*This has to be one of the craziest things I have ever heard. Empathy for animals implies homosexuality? Is this only in men, or does it work the same way for women? Or is it reversed in women? \*\*

Yes, most assuredly. You can always tell a lesbian by how much she hates animals. Now, I know you’re thinking “What about k.d. lang?” Well, there are two possibilities:

1. The whole crunchy-vegan-animal-love-fest thing is just an act, and she actually hates animals just as much as any red-blooded lesbian, she’s just sucking up to the animal rights people to advance the homosexual agenda.

2. She’s straight.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-my-nephew-gay/200106/43 "2003-09-09T23:24:46Z")

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> _Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin_  
> \*\*He likes bees, so he’s gay? \*\*

Are they gay bees?

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