How about being named “The-Lord-Is-Near.” Or Flie-Fornication?
http://rjg42.tripod.com/puritan_names.htm
Another site on the quick search mentioned “Lamentation.” Made me want to have another daughter so I could name her Lamentation.
You’ll never make fun of an ordinary “McKynzzy” again…(ok, you will, but you’ll realize we aren’t the first culture for unusual names)